I would like to take this opportunity to thank Sean Tan for sponsoring me in my first step towards becoming a World Cyber Games champion, to the tune of 9 Singaporean dollars. I am grateful for his unwavering faith in me and will strive to be a better player in all computer games.
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I am Master of Haiku
In my opinion (5) Haikus are for retards who (7) Can't make poems rhyme(5)
I Love Poetry
Roses are red Violets are blue Most poets are dead And they die young too
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