Facts you need to know about RJC

Hello everyone. School's starting in a few day's time and for those of you loyal readers who are going to spend the next 2 years in RJC, let me give you a word of advice. You will find the my advice is especially useful and helpful. For girls, please pay special attention to the following people that i am going to mention because there are known to be scams concerning them.

1.
The Lie: Hi! My name is Tan Ah Kow. I am very hot. I have been known to set fires in school as i walk on the school field because i'm simply too hot. There was once a time when i jumped into the swimming pool and all the water evaporated and the waterpolo team could not train for one week because they need to refill the whole swimming pool again. Girls and boys have known to flock to me. Girls because they like me and boys because they simply want to pick up my leftovers.

The Truth: Such a guy really exist in RI actually. But his name is Sherwin Sim. And he's sizzling hot! But then again YL emerged top in the recent poll so you might want to look out for him too!


2.
The Lie: Hi! My name is Loser Tan. I'm totally ice cold. Once during training i froze the swimming pool and it costed the school about $4000 to thaw the whole swimming pool. I cant help it really but im just that cool. Look at how i walk, it's totally ice-cold dude!

The Truth: He is none other than Weiren. And yes, he is THAT cool!

3. The head prefect of RI was Timothy Chow. So dont you guys ever try to trick some pitiful girls with that.

4. Huang Kaiyang was the vice head prefect of RI. In truth, he is the only person able to compete with Sherwin for Mr. Raffles.

5. Bayley House was the best house in RI. But in RJC, that's a totally different story altogether.

6. The 3 authors of TCS are good, fun-loving people whom you can totally trust with your deepest secrets!

7. The food at RI Dining Hall is totally shit. Dont bother trying out the food there if you ever read this blog. Go walk a bit more to somewhere like Long House where you can get better food.


im so tired. i know it's a lousy post.