The Secret to Slimming Down - REVEALED!

The most effective way to slim down, wondrous in its simplicity, stunning in its ingenuity, timeless in its practicality, is to SHIT MORE


This has got to be the most obvious solution ever. What slimming facial, slimming spa, all useless! The Shitmore® treatment is a wholly natural treatment, requiring no toxic medicine, no visits to the clinic, and no massage by lecherous men. It is based on pure irrefutable mathematics and solid science research, namely that the weight of a person must be equal to input minus output.

Take a patented Shitmore laxative twice a day, at breakfast and at dinner, and then watch that fat ass shrink!