Soccer blues

There are two things a man likes: soccer and sex.

Maybe I generalise, but I can tell you these are two things any normal man would like. Doesn't interest you? Probably means you need to go for a checkup.

Recently Caster Semenya, winner of the females' 800m in Munich, came under fire for looking like a man and behaving like a man. If you observe her name.. Semen, ya? You realise that there are so many redeeming points for her.. to be a man.

Check out that six-pack. I couldn't have asked for a better one myself. But that's not the point. Given that a female can be a male; likewise we can say a male can be a female.

So if you don't like soccer and sex, better go for a checkup.

As the new Premiership season kicks off, I guess most men can get their weekly fix of soccer, me included. Thank goodness. I was going mad every weekend sitting in front of the computer not knowing what to do. And there's nothing to blog about without the soccer.

But I find that I get more than I bargain for. Because even though I aim to talk about man's first love, soccer, this one inevitably crosses the boundary to the second. (even though obviously there's no direct link)

Such gay tendencies. Man, it is one thing to have R-21 movies in cinemas; but having these images where young impressionable kids are able to uh, get influenced are just unacceptable.

Maybe we should consider soccer a R-21 sport. And they should issue yellow cards for such unconventional behaviour.

I don't know what else to say. Frankly I could blog more since this topic is so controversial, but in the army, my language lets me down. As the army highly emphasises on progressive training, I won't keep this post too long.

I need to watch my weekly fix of soccer. And I've wasted 15 minutes of time blogging this.

Till next week, then.

FACTS OF LIFE

Okay DIRTYJOKEDIRTYJOKEDIRTYJOKE

To all innocent minds out there, you have been warned.

Don't read this unless you can take FACTS OF LIFE. About a certain part of a man's anatomy that can be alluded from the name of our blog. The second word, to be precise. It's slang for a certain part of a man's anatomy. A certain sensitive but essential part of a man.

It's true, but at the same time very wrong.

The post contains naughty content.

If you are below twelve and don't get it, then don't try to get it.

If you are above twelve and don't get it, then go ask your friends.

So here are the interesting facts of life that you should know. About the certain important organ of a man.


- Wanking takes long - as long as the length of your willy. The time you take to wank is proportional to the length of your willy.

- Similarly, how hard it is for your cum to cum (come) out depends on how hard your willy is.


There, I've gone and said it. If any of you think I'm being sick, I already warned you so too bad. And if there's anyone to blame, go look for YL because I was reluctant to impart this information to all of you but he thought that p2p is so hip nowadays, it would be nice to let everyone know.

That's the interesting facts of life for today.

Hope that sets things straight. (no pun intended)

Quotes and Daniel Radcliffe

A certain person very enlightened about a certain thing.

He's so certain about it, he certainly came up with a good way to say it.

"I am already 99.9% sure about it.. I just have to confirm the other 0.01%."

Anyway, in latest news, Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter is going to go naked in some play. Not in Harry Potter, but in some obscure screwed-up play that has a five-letter name so difficult to pronounce that I don't even remember it.

Apparently the director was kind of nonchalant about Radcliffe doing it - for "at worst someone takes pictures of his willy."

I assume, by "willy", the director means his dick.

Wonder what's up with British slang? Can't they call a dick what it is.

Daniel Radcliffe is only seventeen. Which is like, my age. YL's age. YH's age. The age of everyone in JC1 except the China scholars, the Malaysia scholars, and those who haven't had their birthdays. Which is still a lot of people.

Think of those people in TSD in RJC. Do they go off showing their willies?

Hell no, they'd just give us the heeby-jeebies.

Western society is going crazy nowadays. As if it is okay to show off your private parts to the world, the director finds it all right that the 17-year-old goes naked on stage.

I really never did like TSD (Theatre Studies & Drama), you know.

I guess I can rest my case.

Oh, and future TSD students had better be careful. Because at worst someone might just take pictures of your private parts. The world needs less technology and nude scenes, I feel.

SPA!

So we had spa today. Nothing much to it. Rather, let me show you my mock spa!



But no, in case you were wondering, i didn't write that for my spa today.

Confession

Sometimes confessions come least when you expect it.

YL dropped a bombshell on me tonight. I NEVER KNEW BEFOREHAND LA TMD. There were no signs, no warnings but all of a sudden he just got attached.

Leaves me to head the NGO by myself. Oh well.



If you can't read the text..

u_klun..i'll go to the end of the world for you. but luckily for me, the earth is round. says:
hi!
- yj [ that's not false ] says:
hey
- yj [ that's not false ] says:
who's that in your dp
u_klun..i'll go to the end of the world for you. but luckily for me, the earth is round. says:
my girlfriend

I'm censoring YL's email because you all are so not going to be third parties even though YL might be hot and sexy. (That's what he will say to you.)