Mobile TV Rockz My Sockz!

Seen the advertisement on mobile tv that starts with a sneeze, another sneeze and then warns the public on the dangers of flu? Well i sneezed for real just after the moment that dude on tv does, right into the funky hairdo of the chick sitting in front of me. whoops. She turned around and stared at me with daggers in her eyes, wanting to kill me, and so i took the opportunity to sneeze a second time, a gigantic 'AH-CHOO' right into her bitchy face. And then i gave her my don't-give-me-your-flu look. What a day.

Life and a link

Here's one last post before i leave for France.

So let's contemplate life! What is this mysterious thing that we all have in common. And the easiest way to do that is to make an analogy.

Life is like _______. fill in the blank

for example, if you're depressed, then life can be like a vacuum cleaner. It sucks. That's a pretty objective analogy because all vacuum cleaners suck.

Now i prefer something like life is like shit.
Because on certain days, i can say, life is like shit, it's hard.
Or when i have constipation, i say life is like shit, i have none.
life is like shit, it stinks.

Life is a bed of roses. but roses have thorns right, so life is like a bed of thorns.

That's quite depressing and life isn't always like that.

Life is like a bright and sunny day. It's umm... bright and sunny!
the cliché life is like a rainbow, it's colourful.
OR life is like me, it's perfect!

Anyway, i came across this blog that sells t-shirts. The designs quite funny. just nice talk about the gst increase like yj did. http://suchvividjustice.blogspot.com/
Check it out. i probably won't be able to update for some time. Here's a happy holidays to y'all!