Christmas is supposed to be white and snowy. Everyone knows that because of those irritating Christmas carols that forcefilly drill their way into brains. All this can be evidence that Christmas is morally wrong and should not be celebrated.
Firstly, let's look at the song "White Christmas". Obviously, it's racist. What it means is that people in Africa and Asia definitely cannot celebrate Christmas. The target of Christmas is actually albinos, but then only 1 in 17000 are albinos, so how do we account for the masses seen at orchard road? They've been duped by the businesses to celebrate christmas.
Besides the racism, there's also the idea that Christmas should be celebrated in snow. This is evident from songs like "frosty the snowman" and "winter wonderland". Without snow, one misses the essence of Christmas itself. It's like going to school without your brain. Does it ever occur to anyone that Singapore has no snow and is therefore not suited for Christmas? The only things that fall down from the sky in Singapore besides rain are flowerpots and birdshit. I propose we train all the crows in Singapore to shit on Christmas next year at all the countdown locations to create a 'festive' atmosphere.
Don't be a racist. Stop celebrating Christmas today.
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