Friday, December 09, 2005

New ways of taking drugs

In today's papers there was this case of a man abusing the heroin substitute Subutex by injecting it instead of taking it orally. Eventually he ran out of places to inject and injected it in his groin. Bad choice. His leg got gangrene and had to be amputated. Ouch. So if you're thinking of getting a high, I give you several innovative places to inject other than your groin. Firstly, the tongue:















Why the tongue? Because there is a lot of blood in the tongue. Don't believe me? Just cut it and see. Use a measuring cylinder to measure the amount of blood. Secondly, the nostril:
















Why the nostril? Because if your needle is long enough, it can reach directly into the brain, the master of your senses. Can you get any higher than that? Thirdly, for the brave souls, try 2 nostrils at once, as follows:



















Fourthly, for the really brave and sadistic, try someone else's groin. You might get a kick out of seeing him/her get gangrene. Try it, but not on me please.

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