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today I was damn happy la. I beat YJ at 1 on1 poolside football*applause*. I'm glad I came for training today, unlike Danny the fagut, who WoWs away his time.

Ok on to more serious and important matters. We at TCS have found a way for Sherwin's fans to track their elusive idol who often sizzles away. *Drum roll* Introducing the INFRARED CAMERA!

















This is a infraredl image of normal people randomly koped from the internet.















An infrared image of the sun looks like this:




















But Sherwin is not just any normal guy. Sherwin is HOT. So this is what you will see:

(in case you do not realise, this is the red bull picture taken with an infrared camera.)












Point to note: With Sherwin around, your camera is only good for one use. After that, it just gets too hot to handle.

Because of Sherwin's astronomical heat, astronauts have difficulty differentiating the earth and the sun using infrared cameras. (nope, it's not because they need a calculator)

However, we will not post any more of Sherwin's pictures here because as YJ says, you might just download the pictures and we would have no business. Therefore, we will only be posting them when we feel very very kind. Other than that, any future service will be strictly on a pay-per-view basis.

Some facts:
Sherwin causes global warming (don't argue, it's a fact!)
When he splashes around in the pool, what's generated is heat waves.

Last thing, YJ is going on holiday, so I can't slack anymore. Anyway, a picture speaks a thousand words, so I'm going to do my usual motivational poster to movtivate you to be like me and beat YJ in poolside football.