sick

I have been sick for the past 4 days. Im down with fever. My leg feels itchy. If things dont go well i might just be suffering from the deadly dengue and just die. So i must make it a point to settle my will just like yj has done before and arrange for my own funeral.

1. When im dead, use ALL my cash and assests to buy hell notes.
2. Take note it's ALL hell notes. Dont buy me some stupid paper house or paper aeroplane to burn for me. I can always buy them with the hell notes.

To further prove this:
Let's take it that i can exchange 100 million hell notes for 10 dollars. Exchange $10000 or more and i can get a few billion hell notes. That is enough to buy me a few houses. As compared to on earth, each paper house costs $5000 at least.

3. Burn the biggest joss sticks for me everyday. It's food actually.
4. Burn the 2nd biggest joss sticks for the King of Hades so that my path is paved. Try to bribe him if possible.
5. Burn some money for those hell guards too, so that i can have a smooth journey.I heard that are not well paid.
6. Set up a tombstone in Jurong Island. People die already of course i would want some quiet and peace right?
7. Do not pour any wine or beer on my tombstone. Vodka is preferred.
8. Always keep my tombstone clean.
9. Get the buddhist monks to perform rites for me. So that i become more powerful when i die then all the ghosts will be afraid of me.
10. If anyone of you want 4D numbers or TOTO numbers please visit me and kowtow 3 times and bring me roasted pork and say " Ah hong ah hong 4D please!". I will visit you in your dreams.