Monday, October 24, 2005

Element Miao

The following element has been discovered: MIAO

Element miao has the proton number of 89. It is found in Africa. It is a rare element. It is believed that one copy of element Miao exists in Singapore.


The following physical properties of element Miao have been observed:
1. Thin
2. Bald at times
3. Extremely volatile
4. Solid at room temperature

The following chemical properties of element Miao have been observed:
1. Reacts explosively with kyap
2. Reacts violently with dcruz
3. Reacts with a certain type of krystal called kristin. Love is preferentially discharged.
4. Inert to fatigue.
5. Is used frequently as a catalyst in the waterpolo process.
6. When used in a electric cell with potassium, Miao is preferentially discharged at the cathode. Thus Miao is more reactive than potassium and is top of the reactivitiy series.
7. Is also used to catalyze the reaction between Clemonks and Wind.
8. The element will lose its catalytic properties if it takes afternoon naps. Resulting effect: An endothermic reaction will happen resulting in element Miao reaching temperatures of 38.0 degree celcius.

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