i was watching soccer last night after a long, long while. and i think after last night i'll stop watching.
because liverpool sucks - the way they played were really living up to their name. all playing like they've got liver cancer and as if they were in a swimming pool. well on the other hand, or if you like the other leg, chelsea wasn't much better. they, like liverpool, were living up to THEIR name, playing like some girl in a park. but if you do know a little bit of logic, you can't expect an organ to go up against a full body - thus the final result was ORGAN 1-4 GIRL.
and i think the idiots behind the premiership can award the title to GIRL already. i don't like them because they think money can buy them success. and they're probably right, but i still don't like them. they make me jealous because my pay packet is $30 and its called my allowance while the guy who gets paid the least in the girl's team is at least earning like £20k a week.
and we're talking pounds here, mind you. the size of their wallets will probably pound mine, and i bet inflation occurs in their wallets everyday. but their sort of inflation is something i won't mind. after all who would mind having more notes in their wallet? (be it cheat notes or money, latter preferred as money might well be able to buy you a GPA 4)
nevertheless, let us not get too disturbed by last night's result. arsenal, the gun behind the girl, is slowly but surely catching up? GUN this season also quite weak, whole day fire blanks. and don't forget a gun is useless without anyone to fire it. i read this somewhere "what is more dangerous than a corrupt cop?" and the answer is "a corrupt cop with a gun".
so you think guns are dangerous? WRONG. although it is obviously the variable in the above scenario, it does not work alone. its like nickel working in some bloody chemical reaction as a catalyst. put nickel alone i bet you can't do nuts with it; unless you're a bloody american maybe you'll go buy a gumball. but then again that's out of point, so let us get back to the point.
my point is: even though GUN might not be dangerous, they still won last night and are chasing up on GIRL, which is good because i don't like 1-horse race. oh and plus there's this birmingham jackass who got sent off in the first half hahaha. pires missed the resulting penalty, but i'd like to think what the joker who kena expelled had been thinking. after all, he's birmingham captain and is supposed to be leading by example.
hmm..
so that was that. pity the ref started to be humji afterwards and stopped sending off ppl, which makes football so damn boring. think next time singapore pools should offer betting on MEN SENT OFF. confirm super fun la, i wouldn't mind placing a bet or two. but wait till i'm 18 then do it. then i'll just abuse the system like crazy and earn money faster than what frank lampa(rd) can earn in a week.
nevertheless after both soccer matches (arsenal 1-0 birmingham and liverpool 1-4 chelsea) i decided to have a little fun with pokemon. i realised i still had a saved game somewhere.. so i just started checking out some stats. i just realised i freaking pwn everyone at the shows.
so don't you think i'm quite a pro player? hahaha but despite all that i think i'd better restart my game. cos after going so far i've lost track of whatever pokemon i have inside my box and stuff. my memory is failing and i'm getting old. if i restart maybe i can have fun all over again. and once again i appeal to all of you: IF YOU KNOW OF ANY ROM THAT CAN BEAT THE TIME LAG SEND IT TO ME! I DON'T WANT SPOILT CLOCKS BECAUSE I WANT TO PWN PPL IN TIME-BASED EVENTS!!
if you do, i'll dedicate one special post for you. i mean it.
..really.
yes so where was i? pokemon show. the basic one was pretty easy, so was super rank, maybe hyper rank is a little harder but master rank is just impossible to win. i bet some idiot out there must be hacking the gb, which is why cannot win. oh well, since there's no hw today and since i feel especially lucky, i will perhaps try to win at master rank. or maybe i'll go do differentiation, since i'm feeling different from other days.
in any case, please do remember what is going on tomorrow. let's all have fun ja?
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