Lost my Beloved

She was my one and only love. She was always by my side whenever I needed her, and now she’s gone, like the hurricane, taking everything with her, leaving me, alone and depressed. We had only known each other for 3months or so, but it seemed like we were made for each other, but alas, it was not to be. Fate has been cruel to us and she has been taken away, possibly forever. How sad.

Ok, so I lost my beloved hand phone. The good thing is I had it for 3 months which means I’m very used to not having a phone, but the bad thing is that I had it for only 3 months.

I’m so pissed off I feel like stealing a phone to compensate, then the guy I steal from can steal from another guy, and so on and so forth until someone steals from the stealer of MY phone. Theoretically, that can happen.

Finally, to the person who stole my phone, I want to say: FUCK YOU (please don’t be an asshole and ask me which hole)