In search of brilliance

Nowadays it's damn hard to find geniuses. I mean if you thought that people in the past were stupid, I don't know what to say about people now.

You wouldn't imagine that there were so many clever people in the past, would you? I mean scientists like Fleming, Bohr, Rutherford, the other Fleming, the guy who put his kite in the rain - Franklin (I think), Nobel, Newton, etc. The list just goes on forever.

But is there really so many clever people in the past? How come now all 销声匿迹？Unbelievable.

Lenz's Law states that the direction of induced current will oppose the magnetic motion. Now don't come and argue with me about this fact, because I know there's a 99.9% chance I'll get it wrong, since my Physics notes are probably now in the rubbish incinerator, incidentally having the acronym RI. I just know it's something opposing another thing.

Le Chatelier's Principle of Equilibrium states that if a change is made to the equilibrium, the reaction will counter the change by shifting towards one side. Now don't come and argue with me about this fact, because it's most certainly correct. Unless you tell me the Chemistry Dept of RI has been talking cock, then that's another matter.

Anyway, do you see the similarities? It makes me suspect that Lenz and Le Chatelier are actually one person! I mean, just look at the theories - they are pretty much the same. Maybe last time this guy, probably named Lenz Le Chatelier, was a damn smart bastard. He went RI and got GPA 4 for both Physics and Chemistry. And then became a great physio-chemist, or a great chemo-physicist! And then came up with Physical and Chemical theories!

So that's it. I've solved the mystery.

However, who is this Lenz Le Chatelier? I've tried searching the Net for him but he turns out to be very elusive.

First, I spotted this guy:


But he doesn't seem very smart to me. Not your sort of chemo-physicist. In fact, I think he was the guy who taught me that "it's all a matter of perspective" with his theory of relativity. Maybe with his theory, he could prove that everyone is actually everyone else's relative. That is if he is bothered to study Biology as well, and trace back the DNA, the roots of every human. Hmm. Then we'll all be related and everyone will be everyone's relative. That sounds quite cool, doesn't it? But I don't want to be Jin's relative. Ughh~! =X

Then, I found this fagut:


Who actually thought that facial hair could emit light. When he found out later that tungsten was slightly better at doing the job. I admire his candour, whatever that word means. I just like the way he does things. Next time I'll try finding a cure for cancer using my hair, or my fingernails. You never know how some things can turn out. Then I'll be world-famous. Not bad.

Finally, after a long period of time, I've found the truth about Lenz Le Chatelier.

He comes in this form:


Surprised?

And he is now suspected of teaching Maths in RI (why is he so bloody good in everything?!). Not the rubbish incinerator, but in the retard institution.

I think I've finally cracked the mystery of Lenz Le Chatelier, and I think I've found true brilliance.

One day I'm aspiring to be a physio-chemist. After I've developed my music potential, of course.

(By the way, here is our very first link ever! It is a song designed to improve your Chemistry, so please do take the time to go visit the site. We'll be putting it in our links at the side as soon as we have the time. Or actually, when I have the time. I don't think they bother. So here you go: The Elements)