Corn

was just pondering..

q: where do corny people live?
a: cornwall, england.

q: what do they have for breakfast every morning?
a: corn flakes.

q: what do they do when they want to make jokes out of inferior people?
a: scorn at them.

q: what's their favourite snack?
a: corntos. (pity not sold in england i think)

q: why does the police arrest these corny people?
a: because they're corn-men.

q: what did the corn thief do?
a: he abs-corn-ded with his loot.

you might be thinking why am i posting all this corn-tent for? cos i'm bored.

but since i have no more ideas.. i'd better go corn-centrate on my work.

to be corn-tinued..

(PS that YL essay dunno why so short like that. think my english GPA this term pwnz him liao hahaha)