Being happy

many keep saying that life sucks. i don't think so.
many keep saying that school sucks. i don't think so either.

how can school suck when you have violent basketball in class? and tearing down election posters for maths workings? and vandalising chairs and tables as if it was your house? plus, you also get to make up songs about teachers that you don't like. (disclaimer: what i list down does not necessarily mean i've done it)

anyway i'm damn happy today. over the moon already. tomorrow i plan to be over the sun because it's friday. i know, monday comes after friday but it's okay! the trick to being happy is not to think too far ahead, unless it's monday. then you think about friday and you'll be happy again =)

today aft sch i went back to sch with miao. 3pm to 6:30pm differentiation. three and a half hours of hardcore differentiating and applying. you say we solid or not. anyway i plot you a graph to show you my mood during the different days of the week. kind of like sin x repeats itself when you reach the weekend. but since i like differentiation my graph is differentiated already. so its a straight line.



its all a matter of perspective, man. if you want to be happy you can.

to commemorate this happy occasion i've composed two songs. not often le!

one is dedicated to our dear security guard of ri, who has always been our best friend:

ELANGO
elango mango mango mango mango
elango mango mango mango mango mang
don't you wanna tango with elango the mango
elango mango mango mango mango mang

for locking our classroom doors faithfully every evening.

the other is dedicated to some horny bastard out there. those in 2G will remember it from the PCB days.. used to be the our anthem, but that was in the past. i will censor off those words that is found to be offensive or sensitive to certain people.

*censored title* (sing to 老师早 tune)
月亮起来晚上了
现在可以 _ _ 了
你有 _ _ 我有 _ _
你说 oral 还是 ____ 好
我们 ___ ___ 到中午
_ _ _ _ pua 掉了
_ _ 好 _ _ 也好
我们 ___ 总算完了

don't ask for the lyrics because you won't get it. just like how i don't ask for marks from desmond tan because i know i won't get it. like i said it's a matter of perspective, and how you choose to fill in the lyrics is entirely up to you.

if you don't like the lyrics and thinks that it sucks, i'd refer you to yuk's post just below mine.

that's the way to be happy!