Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Jokes about RIPB

What did the canteen food say to the Prefect Master?
Eat me!

What did the soccer ball say to the Assistant Prefect Master?
Confiscate me!

What did Tim Chow say to Chua Jun Yang?
This string goes here.. the other string goes over there.. *helps to adjust them* and if you have any problems, just shout to your master!

What did the book say to the prefects?
I'm a noun, not a verb!

What happens on Wednesday afternoons?
The tensionnn (detention)!!!!!

What did the piece of shit say after the prefect did his business?
Binary fission complete.

Why did the prefect cross the road?
Because someone was wearing black ankle socks at the other side.

When is the end of the world?
The next Prefects' Investiture.

What is the most common surname of prefects?
Pan. They all make lame puns in their campaigns.

What does RIPB really stand for?
Rafflesians In a Position to Book.

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