Everything you need to know about CTs

Hey everyone. Here’s a nice reminder that the CTs are still two weeks away. Two long weeks. Here are some things you can do and still be in time for it:
1) Go on vacation
2) Run away from home
3) Contract dengue fever

Talking about dengue fever and CTs, here's an objective comparison between dengue fever and examination fever.

	dengue	examination
feeling	feverish	feverish
result	Skip school	Go school with headache
beneficiaries	mosquito	Your rivals (u pull down average)
exclusivity	Mosquito must like you	Everyone can get it
Logical conclusion	The right choice	The wrong choice

Obviously, dengue fever is the lesser of the two evils and furthermore, it usually cancels out the other. Then again, if you can score well for your tests, there's no reason for you to want either of the above, so allow me to teach you how to get As for your CTs:

How to get A

1) Do not get a B, C, D…

2) Differentiate your CA where C is the variable.

3) Scream: AAAAAAA!!

But even after you become a straight-A student, there is still that small chance that you might accidentally do badly, so here's how you should relax:

How to de-stress

1) Skip school. There is no better way to escape from reality.

2) Keep parrots. This ensures that you pass with flying colours.