Hits and misses

hit, miss, miss!

HIT
last night fulham kena hit by man utd. knn i was expecting them to win because they were at home. it's like you got all your fans supporting you, so you won't feel the heat of the devil. after all, fans generate a lot of wind so fulham should be feeling cool. but what did fulham do? LOSE.

actually there might be a logical explanation for this. ham means pig. nowadays with the state that genetics is in means pigs can fly. and if pigs can fly they can join the bird family. as we all know nowadays there is this thing about bird flu. so since fulham is allegedly full of ham, they would probably be full of flu, thus losing 3-2. damn. no wonder!

think the headlines should read something like, "DEVILS CHEAPSKATE WIN SICK FULHAM 3-2"

MISSES
i still feeling pain from friday where i didn't get to take either wanton mee or nasi briyani (signature dishes of RI canteen). thanks to the bloody KI talk. but i think i miss KI.

now here's a question: why would i miss KI?
answer: because KI = kampong istimewa.

ah there! solution to all your problems. unlike KI solution which gives you problems with your skin if you accidentally spill some. better than butanoic acid i suppose. oops i've digressed.

if you view the other canteen stalls you will notice that they have very funny acronyms also. kind of like us, really. (in case you didn't know TCS, NBA, NGO, WTF can all stand for something else.. which I CANT TELL YOU!)

Cafe Delight = CD = Compact Disc
Wow Wow West = WWW = World Wide Web
Kampong Istimewa = KI = Knowledge and Inquiry (boo!)
Oodles of Noodles = ON = Ontario or just simply "on"
Wok of Life = WoL = World of Legends (if you play Utopia)
De-feathered Corner = DC = DC shoes! or Direct Current

so you see, when mrs p. nathan says "whats in a name? EVERYTHING!".. you'd better bloody believe it.

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q: when do people say "i miss you" and not mean it?
a: when mr you liang's sister wants to get married to mr mao.

example: "i, miss you, is willing to accept mr mao as my.."

you know how it goes. AXE DEE!