INSOLENCE!

It's time to tackle a pressing issue before we move on to CT results. And this issue is about our very bad bad juniors. Does it seem that every batch after ours is getting worse? I'm telling you now it not only seems that way, it is that way.

Just today after school this prefect nominee, who is in Sec 1 (I think), bumped into me. He just walked on without saying sorry. Now actually I could just let it off and not pursue the matter, but I'm thinking about my future generations in RI. I mean, if everyone was such an insolent idiot like him, what will the world be coming to? If RI's standard drops, then it will affect my job opportunities in future!! Thus, I feel no less than compelled to speak up. (Shit that sounded very Raffles Critic.)

Prefect campaigns are getting from bad to worse. I mean, I thought building walkways was bad enough, but now people are making up really stupid songs about themselves and about how they will improve the school. I'm sick of their lies!! I'm sick of their lameness!! The worst is that they are not what they seem to be. Our apparently "exemplary" juniors, aka the prefect nominees, are already so insolent. So what do you think will the rest of their batch be made of?

I know, you might say that I 断章取义，but that's my job. I'm not supposed to give everyone a chance. Not like it makes any difference anyway - because even if I hate this prefect nominee I can't tell everyone not to vote him - because voting is over and they are already tabulating the results. So what do I do? Just hope he doesn't get in.

Prefects now are like bloody light bulbs. They all want your volt (vote) so they can get more power. As you know, P = VI, so the more volts they get, the power that they possess automatically goes up. I mean, isn't it evident that the bloody power is directly proportionate to the voltage? And these faguts get their volts by proving that they have the potential to make a difference, which essentially is potential difference, which yet again = voltage. So basically the more potential they have to make a difference, the more votes they will get. That is only a natural process. But then again since the elections are basically to select the best, I guess you could call it natural selection.

So much for prefects being light bulbs. Maybe one day light bulbs will be integrated to become live beings. After all these desperate light bulbs (aka prefect nominees) keep crying out, "I need your volt, I need your volt" so much that it really gets revolting. They are so desperate, like some classmates of mine are for girls. However, as this is not a flaming blog, I am not going to list any names. If any of you are trying to electrocute me because of my implications on this blog, I'm putting a fuse right here and right now. I'm not trying to slander anyone, I'm just trying to present the facts. And it's not my fault how you interpret my posts - so there.

I think I'm sidetracking.

Conclusion? Sec 1 prefect nominees are all damn insolent. That means all juniors suck. They are all very insolent people (VIP) whom you shouldn't trust. But still, the main fault lies with Sec 1 prefect nominees - so like a spoilt fuse or bulb, you'd best go take my advice - go and change it with immediate effect. Then the current will run very smoothly around RI, and your future will automatically be brightened up. Simple as that.

(By the way, don't try to discredit my arguments by saying that there are fallacies and whatnot. I got back all my Philosophy journal entries today, and it turned out I failed nothing. So I do have some credit after all okay! Admittedly it's not GPA 4 but I'm not taking KI, and nor is it counted - so who cares.)