The ownage

I have three events to report today, all of which are ownage and I assure you Pokémon haters that you'll get your way this time. The ownage won't have anything to do with Pokémon.

A. Interclass Waterpolo
I was expecting to get whooped in this competition, considering how I seem to jinx my class. Think today I was a Wartortle though. However, the results were a pleasant surprise:

I 0-2 J (Group Stage)
J 4-0 L (Group Stage)
J 4-0 M (Group Stage)
D 1-3 J (Semi-finals)
J 4-3 P (Finals)

So we scored a total of seventeen goals, and I scored five of them!! Haha doesn't that make me my class's top scorer? Along with Danny the koper of course. Being a d33k gets you lots of goals. I admit I was pretty selfish and did many stupid shots. But of course I scored, otherwise I wouldn't be telling you all this.

Also must thank Yuk Lun for refereeing the semis against D. And Chen Kai for the group stage matches. The game was quite fun, with backshots and headers. Pity we can't upload any videos here, or rather I can't. Even if I can I'm lazy so I can't. It was pretty comical but I should say the final result was a rather good reflection of our efforts. We came back from 1-3 down to win 4-3.. haha sorry Daniel.

There were quite a lot of comical pictures that CZ took with his girlfriend. (Yea CZ from my class has a girlfriend - believe it or not.) However, as this is a talk-cock blog and not a picture blog, I'm afraid once again that there will be no compromise! And thus no pictures or videos. If you want them you'll have to ask CZ, because he hasn't sent me any either.

B. Prefectorial Elections
This was quite a difficult choice to make, because a certain teacher was in our class telling us to vote wisely, for it concerned our future.

!!

I think I was so scared. If I anyhow voted my future would be ruined.. and the problem was, although she had stated her stand before showing the video, I had already voted. I shaded "A", "B", wrote "S", "T", shaded "A" again, and then wrote another "I" and "N". Stupid OAS got so few letters only up to E so I had no choice but to write those words that I can't shade. Using a big blue marker.

Then on second thoughts I decided to be a good vice-captain and vote in all the Bayleyeans. So in the end I voted many candidates - which is an achievement, for in the past few years I've always saved my graphite. Oh well, since this is the last year of school, I might as well leave my legacy on this piece of paper.

If my votes even get registered amid all the traces of marker.

C. Subject Combination
Don't get me wrong - I've already submitted my form on Friday. It's just that I went to ask around today and I realised I was pretty much alone in the subject combination I chose.

I mean am I that odd or what?! No one's subject combination was identical to mine. Then as some anonymous guy puts it, "You can be alone in your class."

Wonderful. So I get to form a 1-man class in RJC. That has quite a few good points as well as bad points. Let's look at them.

Good
1. I automatically become the monitor, assistant monitor, and treasurer. If there is such a thing in RJC.
2. The class would be damn clean and I can put carpet on the floor if I please.
3. No one can copy any of my homework.
4. No one will disturb me when I do my work. No distractions.
5. I'll be top in class.
6. I get specialised attention by the teacher, so my grades will improve.
7. I get to play Gameboy Advance without any disturbance.
8. I will automatically be first-team in interclass soccer, waterpolo, etc.
9. I'll be the only lucky one if my form teacher is good. If there's such a thing.
10. I won't have anyone to suan me about my results.
11. None of my classmates will steal stuff from me (unlike now).
12. I get a lot of space to play violent basketball or violent soccer.
13. I can change my seat everyday.
14. I get to be in charge of abusing the whiteboard everyday!!
15. I won't have any bloody idiot sitting behind me.

Bad
1. I only get to embezzle my own money as treasurer.
2. I'd have to do class duty every day (wtf) - though it wouldn't be very dirty.
3. I can't copy anyone's homework.
4. I won't have anyone to talk to when I feel bored. Except myself, which is stupid.
5. I'll be bottom in class.
6. I get specialised attention by the teacher, so I can't sleep in class.
7. I'd have no one to battle or trade with (for Gameboy Advance).
8. I'll get owned in interclass soccer, waterpolo, etc.
9. I won't have anyone to bitch to if the form teacher sucks.
10. I won't have anyone to mock about their results.
11. The cleaners will steal from me since I don't have any classmates to.
12. No one to play violent basketball or violent soccer with.
13. I won't have any classmates to play pranks on.
14. If anything goes wrong in class, I'm automatically the culprit.
15. I'd have to face the same bloody idiot (ie the teacher) everyday, with no one else to look at.

Just a few pros and cons about being alone in a class. That's why I think my subject combi is a bit ownage. I never heard of any subject combi being able to differentiate me away from the rest to such an extent. Oh it also means during orientation I'd be the only one to get tekan!! Hell, I think that sucks.

Maybe I should change my subject combination when I get the chance.

And that's all the ownage I have for today. On second thoughts it isn't that ownage, but I do need a suitable title to talk about.. stuff. So yea there you have it.

Totally unrelated joke:
Which teacher is coming?
Lilian Tan. Because she 来临。

Totally unrelated 造句 (to prepare you for O levels):
翔实：那只鸟的飞翔实在很美！