RIPB elections

This year's prefectorial election is like a circus show. You get nominees making fun of their own names through puns and stuff and making a fool of themselves through their speeches and in all probability, the most shameless ones will get in. So let's run through some of the themes for this year.

Animal Farm
1) a cow called KAUshit
2) a sheep with a 'yang' in its name
3) a goat whose name i forgot

Drinks vending machine
1) a yeo's salesman
2) some guy who mixes up cool and qoo

Food
1) a berry named barry (wow... even berries have names)
2) someone who wants to become tao hui

Construction worker
1) someone named jerome who wants to have something to do with rome

Deodorant
1) theodore becomes deodorant

Body part
1) Tham becomes a thumb

And the list goes on and on. Imagine if the candidates for united states presidential elections used this sort of tactics. Possible speeches etc.:

John Kerry: I will carry you to a better future (ok i admit, this isn't funny and seems workable)

George Bush: I am your bush. I am bushman Bush. If you don't vote for me, I will start bushfires.

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