The Verdict

Judge: J
Prosecutor:P
Defendant: D
Officer:O

O:Court rise.
O Court please be seated
J: Bring in the defendant.
O: Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
D: Yes
O: The following charges have been brought against the defendant. 1 charge of loving wolves. 7 charges of slander against the prosecutor. 2 charges of lying.

J: Prosecutor you may begin.
P: On the 8th of September you had an online conversation with the Judge. Is that true?
D: I dont know
P: Let me ask again. Is that true?
D: Dont know
J: Defendant, let me warn you of the consequences of perjury. Now answer the question.
D: Yes i did.
P: Now do you remember what did you say?
D: No i cant remember.
P: It's okay. Your Honour, i have with me the printscreen of the conversation he had with you. It clearly stated that he loves wolves.
J: Defendant what have you got to say?
D: Andre did it. Not me.
P: And what proof do you have?
D: No proof. Just my word.
P: Then you must be guilty!
D: NO! Im not guilty i didnt do it!
P: Then who did!? There must be someone!
D: I DIDNT DO IT. IM INNOCENT!
J: Defendant please calm yourself. Recess for 1 hr. Court to continue at 10pm.
O: Court rise.

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