咱们来学华文吧！

in view of the chinese prelims that will be coming on first day of term 4 (yea!!), let the chinese master (me) teach you how you should do chinese. if you'll follow my guide i guarantee when term reopens you'll just pwn the paper the way puay hock pwns chinese. plus today i had some HSK (where HSK is NOT hydrogen, sulphur and potassium) practice paper so i'm feeling very energised now!! so lets move on to CHINESE!!

造句

（1）浑水摸鱼：我掉进海里，结果混水摸鱼。

（2）面面相觑：那摊主不懂是怎样烹饪的，给我煮了一碗面面相觑的面。

（3）前提：考试前提早读书，成绩依然会变得更优秀。

（4）青出于蓝：我不小心把不同颜色的油漆一起混，所以有时会青出于蓝。

（5）招徕: 他使出绝招徕对付我，还好我闪得快。

（6）正经： 我正经过厕所，突然看到我的朋友到里面去小便。

whats so difficult about chinese? hopefully this will help you all. now let's test some general knowledge.

笑话!!

有一个男人被老虎追，他跑到了河畔，可是因为没有桥，所以过不去。那里的河有20米长，简直是跳不过。可是，他结果也能够过去了！他是怎样的过去呢？

答：他是昏过去的。(credits: some HSK crestar teacher)

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男： 哇，你好漂亮喔！
女： 哪里，哪里！
男: 你的脸，还有你的胸部！！
女： ？！！

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(at parent teacher meeting which we all love so much)

老师：你儿子与他的朋友能打成一片。
爸爸：什么？我得好好地教训孩子！他每天是不是去打架?!

hmm so apparently i learnt a lot from crestar today. also we learnt some china slang. do you know that in china a computer is known as a 计算机 instead of a 电脑？and they say china is on the rise?? hah! 简直是放屁！

now just a little more before i go. which is the worst proverb in the chinese language?

ans: 津津有味 - 因为它有津有味。

still don't get the joke? convert to hanyu pinyin. if you still don't get it i think you should seriously think harder. either that or you haven't been overcome by the s_ _ _. and if you still don't get it after that you can come and see me la. which i don't think anyone will reach that stage.

翻译
waa.. attitude liao la!! = 哇！态度了啦！

okay so much for learning chinese - i think that's all from me today. any more questions? haha. just ask the chinese master!! (which is me, if you haven't known by now)