How to be the perfect prefect nominee (a perfect guide)
1) Do not vandalise the school by pasting posters all over the place, especially not the urinal, where they contaminate our urine.
2) Do not sing us a song. We know how lousy your voice is, you don’t have to prove us right. Your courage is the reason for our rage.
3) Do not make promises. You think we’re retards?
4) To put it nicely, just shut up.
Bottom-line: Nobody needs prefects.
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