one month anniversary

well, well, guess what?

today is our first month anniversary! so i decided to give you a special edition of cock. this might be a very long post, so if you intend to read it i'm telling you now. if you don't intend to read it, i'm telling you anyway this might be a very long post. it's might, so it might not be that long. after all, i feel mighty crazy today. so i might blog longer than i think.

let me first give you some quotable quotes. a fellow member of the WTF (but obviously not from the NBA) named NICKY ONG takes 3rd lang like i do. his classroom is one level up from mine. he came down during recess to wave to me. okay i didn't take much notice of that. then after recess i suddenly received an sms! i thought my card balance was running low (i'm STILL on prepaid) but i sms like zero ppl a day usually so there's no reason why it should be. i read the sms.

nicky: "Z (zi) the one with brown long hair behind you not bad rite"

and i realised that we had rg girls in class today. i didn't know because the moment i came into class i slumped on my table and started slping before doing chinese. i don't even know it and nicky has to come to tell me. i turn around only to find three rg girls ALL WITH BLACK HAIR. so i replied sth like:

me: "what the f*** is wrong with you! the one behind me is an indian i think. and her hair is black!"
nicky: "no.. got 3 right? the one is white and quite gold hair"
me: "they all have black hair"
nicky: "cannot be.. behind you got 3 right? i think its correct"
me: "i dunno la. you want later you come down and see for yourself."
nicky: "aiya okay.."

he came down later, but to the ground floor. then complain never see girls. that nicky ah, buaya so much, still want some more girls for what!! in fact, let me quote him on another matter. he said, "i find that the girls that you like never seem to like you." open to interpretation.

anyway it's time to talk about the afterMATH of the maths test. before the test (ie 5 sec) i vowed to score full marks + bonus. after the test i cursed chandru. because he said the test is only average la.. so-so. if you asked anyone i think you'll get a different answer. differentiated from his. okay then i also cursed chandru because i did not want to take the test. as you can see, i only wanted to score full marks + bonus 5 sec before the test. that was because i wanted to skip the test before that. only when i found out i couldn't did i start to pray and make empty vows.

i followed yh's idea, i tell you. recess i went to do 7 rounds. one more than 2.4 so it looks more convincing. then i went to get thermometer and for good measure i rubbed it against my legs so to cause friction and thus raise the temperature even higher. i "met" chandru just on the way back.

me: sir, sir!! i cannot take test today.
cm: why?
me: i sick la sir. i got fever. my head feels hot.
cm: don't bluff la yeh-jiey! (he can't pronounce my name)
me: really! i got thermometer to PROVE!
cm: wa.. so hot ah.
me: yes sir. i think i need to go sick bay.
cm: you tell me, how you fake this sort of temperature?
me: ?? SIR! IT'S REAL.
cm: aiya don't lie la yeh-jiey! my lesson before recess, then now you wearing pe and perspiring. you've been running think i don't know?
me: but sir..
cm: go do your maths test la! believe!
me: ...
cm: no problem la. the test only average standard.
me: sir..
cm: and don't do bonus question unless you have time!
me: zzzzzz

the sorry story of how i failed to escape the maths test.

then now another sorry story. of how i failed the maths test.

when i feel sad, i either blog or sing. today i'm feeling extremely sad because as you can see, i've already posted one entry. this is another. also i've decided to compose a song for failures like myself. since danny has left the club i find myself the only qualified failure now?! haha but the tune is quite nice if you want can also sing it. just substitute the (subject teacher) as well as the (subject) into the lyrics can already. i show you my version.

All In The Sinking Boat (sing to 'Banana Boat' tune)
*Hey-o, I say heyyyyy-o
Get my test back I dare not go home

repeat *

One test two test three test four
Take another test means I fail one more

Come Mr. Desmond Tan return me my Physics
I get Physics back, then I dare not go home

repeat *

Come Ms. Grace Chong return me my Chemistry
I get Chem back, then I dare not go home

repeat *

Come Mr. Chandru return me my Maths test
I get Maths back, then I dare not go home

repeat *

Come Mrs. Nathan return me my English
I get English back, then I dare not go home

repeat *

One test two test three test four
Take another test means I fail one more

Hey-o, I say heyyyyy, I say heyyyyy, I say heyyyyy-o
Get my test back I dare not go home

(end lyrics)

i know it's kinda repetitive. but that's like school life. anyway the "no lies" lyrics has been finalised and i'm currently working on another on our dear waterpolo teachers-in-charge. maybe that's the reason to why i fail tests. today i blew the recorder from 5pm-8:04pm non-stop, which is a record, shattering the previous record of 3h02min. this one is 2 mins longer. i look forward to setting a new one later tonight. since my heart kena shattered by the test i might as well start doing some shattering myself.

someday i'll find it, the loser connection: the failure, the no-lifer, and me

^ that's another distortion i'm working on. so currently i have many projects going on. think i'm gonna be a big star after CTs. sigh it has only been a month yet we've come such a long way.

from here, i think that things can only get better.

(where t > 1 month, s > 95 posts, v > 70 hits/day, a > 1 hits/day²)