My Day

I told myself yesterday, that i had to start studying today. Today, when I woke up, the sun was shining unusually brightly in the sky. I thought that a miracle had happened and God was descending or something, but nooo, it's because it's 2pm! So I hurry up and take out all the 词语表 and a chinese dictionary and started studying. Time flew. one second passed.one minute passed.One hour passed, and I was still at the first ke! knn!
It must be that check dictionary take too long, so I went out to buy 词语手册. I didn't buy it last time because I thought it was for stupid people, but I was desperate so be a bit stupid also never mind. So I went to Popular, the one at Tampines Mall. Then knn, they got no more stock because Chinese change syllabus liao. Felt damn pissed off. Maybe 老天 doesn't like me because I'm too smart.
But I was panicking also so on my way home I went to the temple near my home. Then I ran to the Buddha statue and hug its fat golden leg, 死也不放. Walao damn shiok eh, I could feel all the chinese knowledge draining into me. But wth, after only a few seconds, the Buddha came to life and slapped me away! I was shocked la! I thought Buddha 不打, but he still whacked me! After a few minutes, I regained my composure and thought: Maybe i deseved it la, after all I 平日不烧香. But then the Buddha suddenly open his mouth and say, "我还以为你是女的”. It nearly gave me a heart attack, now even the Buddha pangse NBA! I feel so betrayed.
So I went home and studied abit, then I got headache. Must be Kenneth Low screwing philo into my brain because I could feel the angel and devil in me having a Socratic dialogue:

Angel: Study for your Chinese
Devil: There's always tomorrow
Angel: How do you know there's always tomorrow?
Devil: Well if the world ends before tomorrow there's no point studying anyway
Angel: ...

The devil wins and so here I am talking cock.