The True Story of Chandru Mirpuri Gobindram

it was a dark and windy day. no, wait, let me rephrase that.

it was dark and windy. specks of dust were just flying about aimlessly. the earth had not come into existence yet. soon, an event was going to happen that everyone in the present day society would know about. religious ppl called earth the creation of god. scientists called it the big bang. but assuming that a bang cannot possibly come out from nowhere, unless you're in ri canteen and i have empty milk carton/drink packet with me, which is not the case, we will adopt the first idea.

god said, "let there be light." and there was light.

so you have the earth and you have the sun. god proceeded to start giving the earth everything you see today, though of course the very basics. mountains, trees, seas, fires, stones, etc.

then all of a sudden, god realised something was amiss!

he thought for a while.. then said, "let there be maths."

and chandru mirpuri gobindram appeared.



(okay back to my maths assignment)