Book review

let's not talk about prelims today. i leave that to the more daring ones who want to relive the CHINESE DREAM. although now i mug 手册 so much until i start dreaming of chinese, i prefer not to talk about it now.

instead, let me do a book review. the book is called angels and demons by dan brown. you don't think i too free then i do review okay. this bugger brown guy come call me up yesterday 10pm while i was doing some last minute studying for chinese and he said he liked our blog, so could i please do a book review for him? i was like "tmd you d33k can you see the time now?!" when he mentioned that he was a very popular author who wrote damn good books. and then i also recalled since he's american it's probably 10am on his side. hate this sort of ppl go live on the wrong side of the globe then come over kpkb.

but anyway since i have respect for such authors, i had no choice but to agree. so he sent me his book via fax. like 将军泪 the stupid chinese holiday reading assignment - dunno why chinese dept lazy to make us buy book or what so they photocopy like shit and make that shit in the photocopying shop damn happy. so anyway i read the stupid angels and demons paper by paper. read from 10pm until 4am. explains my chinese situation today, but i think we shall leave that alone.

when i finished i was like knn he think he damn cool. so he dan (then) brown then now not brown anymore? jokes. double pun some more. i think i'm getting cooler by the way. if this goes on i think i go buy crumpler soon. too bad i no money - have to buy straighter then go crumple it myself.

anyway. back to the book. or if you like, the papers. i think that dan brown guy too free la - cook up such a story. i mean he cook up a story also cook up so long?! i bet he took like 1 year to write that, add research he would take DAMN DAMN long. knn my first novel, A Tale of Two Elements, only took like 45 bloody mins to write and it's 6 chapters long. just that i don't separate them into chapters for easier reading. unlike that bloody brownie. a bit only then one chapter. idiot sia. make me think something new happening everytime.

well i found the book pretty boring, and the only reason why i got hooked is because i couldn't get back to mugging chinese. i think a few things can be inferred from the book la. i tell you now.

1) Dan Brown is Savage Garden fan. (the stupid robert langdon go screw the girl when he only knew her for less than 1 day!! knn how you explain that! its damn i knew i loved you before i met you = savage garden, or some say yuk lun. =X)

2) Dan Brown cannot be NBA. (he describe that vittoria until so explicit. knn buaya shit)

3) Dan Brown can tell story. (long, long, ones)

4) Dan Brown plagiarise. (i don't believe he can write so much abt that long history)

5) Dan Brown no sense of reality. (because he said robert langdon was a waterpolo player and damn good. but yet when i check the Waterpolo Training Fellowship aka WTF there's no robert langdon. and what's more he swim what 40 laps. he never train under peter wang before ah. knn asking for trouble again)

6) Dan Brown linguist wannabe. (so many languages like damn extra like that)

7) Dan Brown patriot. (WHY HERO ALWAYS AMERICAN AND VILLAIN EUROPEAN?!)

8) Dan Brown sex maniac. (read the last part of the book)

i think point 8 is especially valid. he just faxed me deception pt and i just browsed through. guess what? i realised he ended with another sex scene! KNN what is wrong with him! doesn't he know that innocent young boys like me read his shit? tmd i not going to read the other books. later he send me da vinci code also might end with sex scene. even if its not too bad - i don't like people writing style like that. so damn sick and he wasn't even shy about it.

typical americans. so brash and then they don't know shame.

actually i realised i kept talking about the author, not the book. okay la. in all honesty i liked the book except for the last part, for it violates every single damn rule of the NBA, NGO and Integrals. you think Integrals is just a band name? no. it's because we also have INTEGRITY. we don't go by the motto of "see and screw". and in all honesty i like the ambigrams. damn thrill you know everytime i read until got ambigram. then i slowly turn the paper around and i go WOW its the same le!! then get damn excited. i mean, don't you think it's wonderful? haha i would go post a few pics here if i had the time. so damn cool. i think i should make some ambigrams for NBA. only thing i cannot rotate the computer screen around. damn pity because i think i would like to see it upside down. COOL!

and plus my monitor too heavy. if i turn it upside down and it slips out of my hands thats it i think my house kena flood. because its LCD screen that i koped from downstairs. some idiot obviously too rich just go throw away one good screen. anyway its okay i don't really mind haha.

so where was i? oh wait i already said the book was okay. yea i would sure recommend you the book if you were 21 and above, because of the last part. i really feel damn strongly about it. i mean the plot is important, sure, but so is the ending. you recall drama feste? this is what i call a good ending.

"you can't take what you don't have." - robert. BAYLEY. damn good ending.

"what.. but i thought.." - MOOR. another good ending because it just illustrates some people pure stupidity. want to kill also kill the wrong guy. HAHA LOSER.

i didn't watch the rest. morrison's ending made no sense whatsoever so i'm not going to talk about it.

i think i'm sidetracking again. oh well since i can't seem to focus today i think i'll just end off here. maybe tell a cold joke before i leave.

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during library Corrective Work Order (for that stupid pikachu volleyball incident)

Cheryl Yap: okay i think you can go clean the monitor at the project corner.
Me: why i can always clean myself here.
*brrrrrrrrrrrr* library very cold anyway. haha.