Short stories

they say 愚者千虑，必有一得。

well i say 愚者千考， 必有及格!!

today i am very happy. i passed my maths! and that's double weightage so it's like 如释重负 for me. i know, it's nothing fantastic but it beats failing any day. damn, i was so happy that i carried danny around and sprained my back. but it was worth it! after all i passed. i mean for the past few weeks the only things that i passed was motion and urine. =X that doesn't sound very convincing does it?

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4j participated in the stripping of kennet tay. it was the most violent by far, having at least 8 ppl to pin him down and another 3-4 backups. oh he got a new tattoo on his butt as well.. which stupid adnaan had to use my marker to DRAW!!!

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anyway today i feel quotish. so let me present to you the best quotes around ri.

"now technology. wa, life so easy" - CMG. after finding out that the magnifier for the projector actually worked.

"ah, see? can magnify!" - CMG. again. like a kid discovering a new toy. like me discovering integration.

"we gave out 20 surveys to each level. however, we could not collect back every survey and we only could get back 90 in the end." - zhe han.

"err.. we gave out a substantial amount." - zhe han, after being told that 20x4 does not give 90.

"ma'am, are you saying that we are fabricating our results?" - stuart to the re judge. the judge was asking something about the authenticity of the surveys. nice one stuart.

"ma'am, what we have here is the truth!!" - stuart. because soccer very (co)incidentally was the most popular sport, and their group was doing on soccer.

"huh? filmed already?" - zhe han in their re soccer video. he was filmed without knowing it.

the quotes might not be exact (ie they might be variations, my memory isn't very good). BUT you can be sure the meaning is still there even though the wording might not be perfect. no offence meant to stuart's re group or chandru. i respect them all for their sense of humour.

really.

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tmr 4j (again) will be singing semoga bahagia from 4j classroom to the albert hong hall. ppl who wish to participate will be warmly welcomed. just take note that ppl who usually go direct to the astro/hall EVERYDAY will be excluded from this event. otherwise please turn up early so we can rehearse.

from 4j's 老大, also known as me.