Teacher jokes

what cca was eric koh in while he was in school?
ans: RICO ('ric koh)

what is tan puay hock's favourite sport?
ans: hock-ey

what is jai singh's favourite action?
ans: apologising (apolo-jai-singh)

which teacher specialises in footwear?
ans: chan SOCK chia

which teacher makes a lucrative business by making teens flock to her?
ans: neoh terh ling (for neoh-prints)

which teacher is insane?
ans: beatrice cho (who the hell beats rice?)

which teacher lives in the basement?
ans: kenneth low

what is albar's real nationality?
ans: spanish. she's like, the El Bar.

why does zhang meisuo's house get frequently broken into?
ans: cos he mei suo (never lock).

which teacher is bloody ambitious?
ans: andrew lim. it always was that way, especially when he wanted europe.

which teacher is best sprinter?
ans: CHIONH yan huay.

which teacher also practises medicine?
ans: teo chai yaw (chai yao).