The Barber

sia la!

today i just realised i got no money left after spending $2.50 on ban mian on monday. then my hair growing long like british soldier. so i went to cut hair. but still cut hair also need money! offering you your friendly solution: NEIGHBOURHOOD MAT BARBER.

always the best choice if you want to save money!

i was at ri though. then needed a nearby mat barber. sia la the one at bishan charge $7. i pay only i heartache. $7 for a haircut sure tio own. so i think for about an hour then decided to go to the one near my house. after all he nearer and 远亲不如近邻.. not that i related to the bishan mat barber. just that i prefer proximity. i took mrt 40 cents (heartache) then go see the barber charge how much! wa i realised his oxidation number -6. so not so bad at least i total give out only 6+0.4 = 6.4 electrons. better than bishan mat barber 7 electrons!! yay tomorrow got food to eat.

anyway the barber quite cock. i thought i talk cock here bad enough. he even worse.

barber: hi what hair you want?
me: just cut short la.
barber: very short?
me: don't need. just trim the sides don't want sideburn.
barber: okay. you secondary school is it?
me: ya sec 4. (the sign outside says JC must pay 1 dollar extra)

(then on second thoughts i realised i should have lied to him! now damn it next year got to pay 7 electrons!!)

barber: okay. you play soccer is it?
me: ???
barber: ya soccer. nearby got court.
me: err ya.

so he started cutting my hair. my hair at first look damn odd like british guard like that - the one in red uniform that you see in mr bean. after a while it looked like harry potter anyhow stand up style. suddenly my side all gone i look kena electrocute. then finally worse. he take scissors anyhow snip then later take shaver play merry go round with my hair.

in the end my hair kena toyed with him. i look like a wolf now. i mean its bad enough i go howling every night when i feel depressed when studying for chi. now he make me one by cutting my fur until like that. i wanted to howl at him but it just proves a point. tell him go away also no use. what's done has been done. i don't want look like some army recruit again. i transfer electrons to him then go back like temper like that. like certain ppl pineapple just got messed up. like certain ppl who cheat in test then kena accused.

now my hair damn pain. i go wash hair again sia la. i dont want to be wolf already - apparently in eastern germany wolves populating areas that humans don't exist or are scarce. later i really go respond call of the wild i don't need play baskitball already. then no more electrons to take in. waa then how i play age of mythology and solitaire! plus i heard wolves no recorder. sia la. life as a wolf is bad. i think i go join singapore navy instead go be seal. those people like damn slack whole day do nothing but referee waterpolo match. i think i like that. okay tomorrow onwards i go be seal.

and also got new theme song for your friendly neighbourhood mat barber:
mat barber, mat barber..
ONLY SIX DOLLAR!