RIPB elections

Listen to me! Lend me your ears! Do not listen to the lies! of the prefects! Let me advise you on who to vote!

1. If you think RIPB is good and you want to continue the fine tradition, then by all means vote all the good chaps in. Vote for your TOMorrow. Vote for TOM YET!!
2. If you think RIPB is good you dont want them to continue the fine tradition vote for people like Durian Revolution or LEEzards or Dillion the one who will DI-LIVER.
3. If you think RIPB is screwed and you want to do your very best to rescue them even if that is the last thing you will do in RI then please refer to no.1.
4. If you think RIPB is screwed and for all you ever want to do in RI is to mess it up even more then BY ALL MEANS LISTEN TO ME!

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a) Vote in all the screwed up people! The more screwed up the speech the more you should vote!
b) Hate that person?? Cant stand his face?? Feel like punching him? THEN VOTE HIM IN!
c) No rough papers? Need blank papers? Go to the atrium and start tearing. Yj is pro he can advise you. We can even have an underground competition to see who gets the most frags!
d) 袖手旁观,隔岸观火,不要vote.
e) 顺其自然,老天自有安排. 何必为区区小事而担忧呢? 简直是杞人忧天.

在此本人祝nominees一路顺风.