The Mats and soccer.

Well after years of playing soccer in street soccer courts i have come to generalize several things like how Marx has came up with Marxism

Case 1. One group of mats.
Its now 12.30pm. School has just ended for them. They make their way to the street soccer court. They have no balls. No soccer balls. And then there you are playing soccer with your friends.
"Eh wan challenge onot?" and then you said no.
"Eh siah lah. Challenge lah bather". You said no again and you are tempted to say you are in no way related to him and not his brother but you didnt.
"Alamak you scared arh? We only 5 persons lah bather". You said no again and you attempted to correct his english by saying it's people not persons and you stressed again that you are not his brother.
"*malay*. Bodoh! play lah!" You rejected them again and they have no choice but to leave.


Case 2. One group of chinese.
Its now 12.30pm. School has just ended for them. They make their way to the street soccer court. They have no balls. No soccer balls. And then there you are playing soccer with your friends.
" Oei aimai challenge?". You reject them.
" Aiyah challenge lah. 5 ge er yi. Pa she me?" You said they are too good for you guys.
" Aiyah wo man hen lan de. Wo man bu hui ti qiu de." You attempted to piss them off by saying you dont play with n00bies.
" Tmd. Ni de di pan arh? Got your name meh? Tmd". You reminded them nicely that their name is not written on the ground too.
" Nilaohia. Know who i am or not? Knnccb." You said you dont know.
And then they sit at the sidelines cursing and scolding you. But they dont have a ball to play. So you had your fun and it's time to leave. They curse you again as you leave. But too bad they still dont have a ball even tough they now have the court.

Case 3
You are challenged to a match and you accepted it. The opposition is a group of chinese. The game proceed on smoothly and your team is winning. Then...
" Wah lao eh knn. want to play rough right? F*** lah come lah!" and then the pushing and shoving started. But soon you score again.
" Wah lao eh chao camper! Play until so humji!" You reminded them that camping is part and parcel of playing.
" Tmd come one on one lah. See how better!" You played a one on one with him and you nutmeg him.
" Wah lao eh. Tmd leg pain. You lucky i leg pain today if not u die siah."



to be continued