The Band

i'm sorry if i haven't been posting for very long. and i'm really sorry if you missed my cockster posts here. actually i'm not sorry, but it doesn't hurt just to post a few more "sorries", according to yh's post. so i'm sorry but i don't really mean my sorries. they say sorry seems to be the hardest word? seems to be?! what a fallacy? come see me and i'll tell you the probability of sorry being the hardest word is 0. maybe 0.01 but i don't think it so.

the word "sorry" is formed out of 4 different letters and only the Rs form a double bond. the rest also anyhow connect so i assume it's ionic bonding. i don't really like ionic bonding, because i think covalent bonds are stronger. since covalent bonds are stronger, then it's only logical that the molecules are harder right? HAH! caught you out there. though i think the strongest bond is still james bond. he's not your ordinary macromolecule or micromolecule. he plays waterpolo okay. solid i tell you. so there you have it.

anyway i haven't been posting because of 2 reasons:
1) i failed chemistry. (stuuuuuupid bonds la)
2) i've been working hard on the recorder.

i still feel sore about point 1 so there's no point in discussing that. i failed by 1 point which makes matters even more pointless. knowing grace chong out to prove a point that even if i point at her and ask for half a point she also will not give in. she wants to point out my mistakes and make me learn from there. she told me, "if you pass - what's the point?!" wa lau. i almost at breaking point by then but my bond more covalent than ionic. that day i went north point go optic point get new specs and chem 10 year series.

item number 2 on the agenda has a lot to do with the integrals. i'm doing a lot of jamming on my own since yuk recently dunno occupied with what. i think i actually might know what he's doing but before i get started on all those, i'm not going to start. i might start talking chinese which would piss everyone off. i notice the numbers dwindling on the hit counter and i can already feel that people are allergic to chinese. so i won't talk about it any more. i promise. i try la.

so anyway, here's my case:
what is not allowed - talking about yuk's activities
premise - start talking about it

so if i don't start, i won't say. end of case.

but THE INTEGRALS needs a singer!! granted, yh is STILL looking for his horn but i think he'll get it sooner than later once we start busking. we're professional buskers, you know. not the faggots near the mrt selling tissue paper or juggling balls. oh no, we're beyond that. that n00b uses a harmonica while i use a recorder. plus he need to move around i only tap my feet and move my fingers. tissue paper auntie even worse. she no band then want to act cool by singing tissue paper song. i tell you, that is so passé. now people all imitating her tune then she kena out of fashion. then kena jack when people sing different version. like mat barber like that.

me? i come up with new tunes all the time. only to wake up the next day to find that i forgot.

and even without yuk i still jam pretty often. have to rely on my class choir to sing - that's all. no shortage because once i play the class will sway and start singing to number one's brilliant recorder playing. meaning i'm number one la. duh it's hard to imagine a world without a number one, in other words a world without me. but i still JAM anyway. i work bloody hard at the recorder putting in like 3 hours a day just specially to jam new tunes and in return yuk doesn't want to sing. well actually today he did but sherwank abused us by wanting to go home early so that's it! our only chance to jam and we kena jack by sherwank. you say i dulan or not?

you say no, i say yes.

now i can play 2 chinese songs - the only 2 that i know (which i won't name because of the non-chinese agreement above). i start dedication system also can already. you just send me a song and tell me when you want to hear it (ie in class, junction 8, s-11 or tp central) its okay i'll just perform. i might charge a small fee depending on the occasion and the location. especially if you want me to play at macs while dating your gf, no problem. only the charges would have to be higher because i'd have to look like a fool in front of ronald (mcdonald) and the bishan gay.

by charges i mean money, okay, not electrons. i admit last time i used electrons as currency but that's because i was feeling very chemical that day. not quite so after i fail chem test. and you pay me before i perform. later you jack me by saying you no money.. what i pay class fund, i pay waterpolo fund, i use all to buy my gf present.. no okay. i say money first, you give me money first. you don't argue with number one.

other than chinese songs, i can play certain english songs as well. i just need more training la. but like i said since i've been jamming so hard i think one day i'll make it to the big time. as in really big time, i'll just jam big time. still i'll need yuk to sing. this week monday to thursday he busy everyday. today actually can but like i said sherwank didn't allow. so how now?

don't need jam. just perform. i came up with a song that i think yuk gets a rough.. outline of. perhaps we could sing that someday when danny and sengkie aren't here. it's a pretty cool piece of work, even if i say so myself. i give you the lyrics.. but sorry i don't know the notes because even though i play the recorder i've no musical sense at all. so since i have no CENTS obviously i have no DOLLARS as well right? so no DOLLARS = no NOTES. sorry ah, if you really want it you watch me perform then maybe you take notes. i don't mind. so long it's not out of my wallet i don't really give a damn.

here's the lyrics. no tune. (i koped it from some obscure nursery rhyme anyway)

title: no lies
two little polo boys, after one fencer
both danny and sengkie are after _____
they both really like her, they fight day and night
both just badly want to show _____ their might

one is a coolio, the other muscleman
they are what they are just to win _____'s hand

two little polo boys, after one fencer
who knows who _____ finds is the better
when we go JC, i can't wait to see
who will get _____, danny or sengkie

(*name censored to protect privacy of our lyrics)

yea in case you didn't know, lyrics need privacy as well. if people find out the true lyrics, then there goes the kick of our performance. think we might get rotten eggs thrown at us.

once again, let me reiterate the point that you may take any of my notes so long they aren't chem notes (i need to pass CT okay) and notes from my wallet.

in any case i think i would just go get busy with my recorder again. it's my passion for life, and the reasons as to why i haven't killed myself after getting back my chem marks is as follows:

1) i wrote question 5 for the hcl paper. meaning the one about teenage suicides because of studies/girls. i'm NGO so the latter doesn't apply. for studies? i stated it would be STUPID to do so. if i killed myself because of my chem marks i'm proving two points. a) i'm stupid to fail chem and b) i'm stupid to kill myself. (shown) #

thus, to not prove my own point, i won't jump. wait shouldn't i exactly be doing that so to prove my point? -_-" anyway i need to live to see my chinese marks. maybe i'll kill myself aft that.

2) it isn't that bad actually. not as bad as my physics, but let's leave that out.

3) the world would have no more number one, unless i decide to come back from the dead; which reminds me of another chinese proverb but i must remember the non-chinese agreement and shut up.

4) my class no more lao da. imagine who will take attendance in the mornings. thats so sad!

5) my recorder!!! we haven't even performed once and you expect me to die? knn and our fund for uganda's cancerous kids (read: FUCK) is still at zero. i don't expect to die penniless or without giving any money to charity. which once again reminds me of MORE chinese proverbs but i swear off them and i swear to keep off those irritating stuff.

but i love my recorder and i am a musician. i live for the world of music, and to live for the world of music, i must first be alive. so if you're expecting me to commit suicide, SORRY! you are let down by me!

in any case maths test next week. i'm aiming for 100%. after which i can start my 3-hour-a-day recorder programme again. haha tonight i think i play for 2 hours 45 mins gd enough la.