Tension!!

If all of you still remember what happened quite a while ago, I think all of you might like to forget it. Because I'm talking about the Maths test. It doesn't bring back any fond memories, and I doubt it would for any of you, unless you're New Technology who scored 34/35 for it. However, this means that only one guy out of many would be happy. So that's quite sad, like if you have a negative a for the equation ax²+bx+c.

"Sad face graph," as Chandru would say.

I feel even worse when I think of the previous test. Not only because of the bet that I made (actually I didn't but I was abused in ways I will not specify here), but because of the mere fact some kopist took my calculator just two minutes before the test. I walked out of the class and came back. I didn't even go to the toilet!! In that short space of time someone took my calculator and I think that's the ultimate insult. Result? I didn't do very well.

Today, I went to screw up again. It's a true story, by the way. Calculator fell into a puddle while I was on my way to the library. Well I tried turning it on, but the display was faint and very weak. So I thought perhaps I should wash it, since water wouldn't ruin it anyway. I brought it to the toilet and gave it a good scrubbing. Then Mengy happened to be there. I mean, he usually keeps quiet and observes what others do but today he was quite surprised.

Mengy: What are you doing? Why are you washing your calculator?
Me: ..it dropped into a drain, so I'm just.. cleaning it.
Mengy: Oh.

He then kind of chuckled to himself and walked out. Well I brought the calculator out as well when I was done with it.

Turn on. Eh? Turn on! TURN ON! It took me twenty seconds to find out that the calculator didn't work. Shit. And I brought one whole stack of Maths supplementary exercises to the library. DOUBLE SHIT!! Tomorrow Maths test and because I was sick for the past two days I didn't do any worthwhile revision for Maths! TRIPLE SHIT!!

Think today gonna be very smelly. As I haven't done any revision myself I don't deem myself fit to be able to give you all advice on how to pass your Maths tomorrow, or perhaps if you're lucky I could teach you how to ace it. Maybe YH or YL will do the honours if they have the time.

Haha if they don't I wish you all good luck.