Monday, September 19, 2005

a few sincere steps to passing your maths test

Here i am sincerely helping you guys pass your maths test so please listen to me.

1. Prepare for rainy days - So if you think you will fail your CT then buck up on your CA. Double check all assignments and pop quizzes with the smartest guy in the class before passing up.]
2. Always bring along extra calculator and rulers and pencils and pens. There will be people who due to unfortunate accidents happen not to bring them. The you will have a slight advantage over this small group of people.
3. Mug your laws and whatever muggable. If you dont know how to do then just throw in all the laws and rules and earn some method marks.
4. Keep pace with your partner if you are cheating. Make sure you are always fast enough to copy his answers.
5. CHEAT! Bring along illegal materials inside the exam venue. Not very helpful and potentially dangerous.
6. Practise. Be a mugger and start studying weeks ago. But it seems now is too late.
7. Ask for private tuition. Keep pestering the teachers for tuition and deprive others of a chance.
8. Ask the teachers for tuition one day before the exams and hopefully the teacher leaks the question.
9. Get an MC and skip the exams. But provided your CA is high. Just say you have fever. Now with dengue, doctors sure give you your mc.
10. Pretend to have a fever on the day of the exam. Run around the track for a few rounds before taking your temperature and when you are taking your temperature in front of a teacher mention "Ah! My hands are so itchy. Must be mosquito bite!".

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