I have a dream

well today was pretty interesting. i mean, it wasn't really pretty since we're in a boys school here.. but interesting in many ways.

heard that mrs nathan gave birth yest. or rather she was supposed to. i think she's great to want to suffer on the same day as us. because while she might be encountering problems delivering her baby we were having problems delivering chinese words to the teacher. we died. i don't think she did. so our pain is probably more than hers. (shown)

then we had philo. watched "skin deep 1957". and martin luther king again. he damn king because his speech kena replay so many times over the world, and even though i already watched his speech today watch again!! ..you say sian or not? but i also get inspiration from it. since singapore so far away from the USA, i think i shall call myself the FAR king. make myself some distant relative from martin luther king. and now, i am going to make an INSPIRATIONAL speech. you're supposed to clap and cheer, btw.

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I have a dream!! (claps and cheers please)

I have a dream that one day, I will be able to pass my Chemistry test, be it Common, Uncommon, Class Common or Open Book! Where I will be able to kiss my Chemistry test paper the way I did to my Maths Assignment, my French Listening papers, and my shoe.

I have a dream that one day, the whole class will fail their Physics test except me. Desmond Tan will announce, guys, you have all done very badly, and only one guy has scored full marks. The guy, my fellow classmates, will be me!

I have a dream that one day, I will be the one complaining because I didn't do the Maths bonus question. I will be complaining that I didn't score full marks for the bonus question and thus resulted in my total score being only 62.5/60 if the bonus question is 3 marks. If it is 5 marks, I have a dream that says my total score will be 64.5/60.

I have a dream that one day, I will be an excellent philosopher. I'm not going to be a retard like Socrates who wants to talk about truth before he died. I'm not going to be a retard like Plato who recorded that stupid conversation between Socrates and his lackey. I'm not going to be Kenneth Low, because I'm going to be better.

My fellow classmates, I have a dream, I have a dream!! (louder cheers!!)

I have a dream that one day, I will be..

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"You look really tired, can you go and wash your face?" - Kenneth Low.

knn. so much for my dream. i have a dream, that i would never be sleeping in class. i have a dream, and will always have dreams, until some stupid teacher wakes me up and tells me 1) to go wash my face or 2) to stand up. 3) is to pull my ears but that only applies to puay hock. sigh.

those faggots (ie teachers) come up with stuff like "dare to dream" and then when i sleep in class they start shouting, "YOU DARE TO SLEEP IN MY CLASS?". where's the respect, man? then today french class was another shit case example. there was a reading comprehension so i just happily copied everything from the passage for my ans. well the teacher marked there "COPYRIGHT" and then gave me a big fat zero. she said i copy only, means i don't understand. i said yes i do, which is why i put it down as the answer. then she say no such thing?

tell you ah. all teachers are the same you know. where's the trust, man, the trust!!

they say the world is turning bad. people are not trusting one another. teachers are the guiding light - and yet they don't even give us the basic trust that we understand the passage. i feel so hurt, you know. everyday i go to school like hospital like that everyone's dying. and then teacher come backstab until arse pain. then they call school your second home. very ironic, this world. magnetise a bit, thats why got north pole and south pole.

anyway i think its getting late. its time for me to go but before that let me enlighten you with some cock that seems to be so lacking here. all thanks to that knn yuk lun. WHAT HAVE YU(K) BEEN BUSY WITH? (tsk.)

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tim chow new name called pepper. why?
cos that bastard every morning give PEP TALK!
(idiot head prefect. make sure he go RJ don't even get in council i tell you. record books for sure.)

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(substitution of names are allowed)
teacher 1: are your pupils well-behaved?
teacher 2: think so.. they don't move unless i want them to.
teacher 1: what!! so good?
teacher 2: yes. that's why my eyesight is perfect.