The Bright Red Boat (BRB)

i don't know why but i spent last night dreaming of a red boat. a bright red one like those you see in toy shops. you might think okay so what it's just a dream but GUESS WHAT! i woke up this morning in one!!

i mean at first i couldn't see whether it was red, but after i walked out of it okay i confirmed it. the boat was red. not just any red. but those bright red boats. those you see in toy shops. the one that i dreamt about!!

but what was i doing there when i fell asleep at home? i needed to get back. so from the jetty (was the same one as the one from the starsky and hutch movie) i took a walk out. then i realised i didn't know where i was!!

so i took out my hp. the number that yuk lun posted here on my birthday. well hell i had a few messages. apparently his advert DID work. hahaha so i started replying to them.

the first was from MARIA SHARPAOVA from russia. she said "hi i'd like to get to know you" in russian but my hp couldn't quite interpret the russian characters so it was translated to english. i replied by telling her, "sure. my honour - but can i have your number first?"

i didn't get any reply after that.

next was from a ANNA KOURVIKONA from russia also! sh!t they must have all read my essay on marxism and got damn impressed. this one sent "hey want to play tennis?" and i replied, "are you sure marx will allocate tennis balls to you?"

i also didn't get any reply.

the third message was from M1. contrary to what i thought they didn't send me any messages asking me to meet. it was a message to said my prepaid card had expired and i need to renew it. okay damn. i did reply, asking who sent the message.

and then i realised despite all this i was still lost.

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and then i REALLY woke up.