Having the experience of writing several apology letters in sec1 and sec2 and having my apology letter rejected three times by a certain doctor, i dare claim that i have the experience in writing one and i will now guide you n00b readers through it.
1. It's a goddamn apology letter and they want to hear you apologise. So include plenty of 'im sorry" even tough you are not. For goodness sake, when you get out of that damn school like as if you will ever come back.
2. It's a godamn apology letter not an explanation letter. They dont want to know what happened. They want you to admit you are in the wrong and not them. So always put your heading as apology letter.
3. Make sure you spell the name of your teacher correctly. I had experience.
4. Make sure your letter is long enough. A classic one would be at least one page long with no leaving of sentences on a fullscap paper. Do not write something like "my friend ask me for my work and i sent it to him. That is all" It doesnt work. I have tried it.
5. Do not be sarcastic. Do not include ending statements like " teachers should investigate first before jumping into conclusion". Again it has been tried and tested, teachers will just want you to rewrite the letter.
6. Just keep apologising. They will damn well feel good when they see it.
7. Always leave a line when you are writing it out. Same when you are typing it. Make a double line spacing. It makes your letter looks longer and thus better.
8. If certain teachers or rather doctors threaten to "take your letter to your english teacher and recommend you a zero" do not attempt to correct their english mistakes as it will only piss them even more.
9. You know you are right but that does not matter cause the teachers are more right then you are.
I will update when i experiment more. Just keep to these guidelines and you wont go wrong.
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