Tips for Maths test

I'm here today to offer you some tips for Maths test because I haven't taken it. I don't know about you and seriously I don't really care if you're telling me "my Maths test is over". Haha who asked you not to ask me to give you tips earlier? Or who asked you not to learn the art of seeing into the future?

Either way, you're a loser and you're going to fail Maths test muahahaha! Okay maybe not. After all some people are very lucky. It's just that with my tips, you are highly likely to survive the test and pass with flying colours. Quite. Now don't try to doubt me because it doesn't work - I KNOW my tips are effective. Remember last time I gave you all the 造句 tips for Higher Chinese "O" levels (archives around September or October)? Well some people were very skeptical about its validity, and just so they deserved it I pwn3d those n00bs.

That will teach them to say my 造句 sucks. If it really was that bad I wouldn't have been top 40% of Higher Chinese "O" level students in RI okay. Never mind, I think I'm bragging over past glories. That's not going to help for Maths tomorrow, so back to the point.

Whether my tips work or not, it's your choice if you want to use them. If you still cannot score after using my tips, you're lousy and weak. Don't blame me for it! On the other hand if you do well, please remember to share the joy (like YH did with his yellow slip) and let me claim some credit. As most classes have taken the test already, this post is dedicated to my class.

Okay here goes.

1. Sleep lots and lots
By that, you not only must sleep the night before, you must sleep in every single period of the day before the Maths test. This is important because Chandy (all bow please) says that you must get enough rest before you can do your test (hey rhymes!) Therefore you must not take any chances and get as much sleep as required. Even if you overkill. Ah and my Maths test happens to be at the last period tomorrow.. and I believe I will be very fresh by then. So please sleeeeeeep all the way through!

2. Install Tetris on your GC
In case you've finished your Maths paper too early and are too lazy to check, this counter-boredom product is highly recommended. This also provides good pre-test entertainment (after you wake up) before you start cramming your head full of graphing shit. It's always good to go into the test with an open mind.. nice and relaxed. And as we all know last-minute cramming of facts won't work in the test. Hence why bother even studying. Just play and have fun - and other games are also acceptable so long they don't involve Maths. And in case you didn't know, Graphmatica or plotting "flags" (like bloody Tutorial 2) does not count under games.

3. Use pen to draw your graphs
One must give oneself confidence when he draws his graphs. So just 独辟蹊径 (translation: "create your own path"?!) and use your pen to draw graphs. This illustrates to the examiner that you have full confidence in your sketching and he/she will be very impressed. But of course you must not make any mistakes. A high-level skill not meant for n00bs, I recommend that only the very brave try it. But then again you could actually bring liquid paper into the examination room, so why not. And if you're using this trick of mine please tell me because everyone doing the same thing = not creative anymore.

4. Pray to Chandy
Especially those who got taught by him last year, it pays to pray to him. Or you could drop by back at RI just to shake his hand before the test. THEN WITHOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS (important!!) go back to RJC and do the test. Impossible not to score full marks. In fact, the examiner might be so impressed that he would give you bonus marks!! Adding to your CA.. wait no it's not counted, BUT STILL it still gives you bragging rights. A super effective way to pwn the rest, unless they've been to shake Chandy's hand also. For those who are still ignorant, Chandy is the God of Maths. Oh, and if you have Physics tests, you could also use this method. Chandy is a professor of Physics (won prizes nationally!). And God of Maths.

Yep so that's it. Good luck to everyone not in my class for test tomorrow. Those who are in my class, I wish you enough good luck to get same marks as me but NO MORE. I don't like the feeling of being last in class lol. And I haven't studied anything because I'm tired. According to rule 1 I should be sleeping now, and so I'm off. Just so I thought I'd try to help you all out. Make sure you don't beat me tomorrow! Bye!