boys and girls, go to sleep!

I've been sleeping at 1 am for the past few nights. For a good boy like me, that's really really late. Sleep is really important. If you don't sleep enough, you die young, you get cancer, you get aids, you get dumb, you get rabies, you get the idea. If you don't want any eyebags or panda eyes, follow my advice to sleeping early. Guaranteed success.

1. Don't turn on your computer.

2. Homework is secondary to your health. Tutorials, lectures, assignments, watever. Don't let them kill you. It's not worth it.

3. Take sleeping pill. The more the merrier. Take 50 tablets for eternal sleep.

4. Close your eyes and lie on bed.

5. Don't read anything else besides TCS. This place contains all you need to know about school, home, life, the world and the universe. No point reading anything else. Like that sure can sleep early.

Ya that's all. I'm sorry, but hor I need to sleep early. So too bad. My health more important.