The China Chronicles - mice love rice.

In geography and economics we learn that china is the world's factory. That, without a doubt, is true. We all believe in that.

And then we also learn that China is the world largest producer of rice. That, again, is true.
China produces enough rice to feed their 1.3 billion pple and plenty of other chinese and rice eating pple in the whole world.

The above is a picture of a rice paddy. Im pretty sure that when James Miao retires he would want to owe one of this.

And then we also learn that chinese eat rice. So James Miao discovered his chinese roots in China despite being an african for the past 16 years. The lure of rice was simply too much for James Miao to resist. Or put it in another way, James Miao discovered his african roots for chinese rice in China.

Every morning when James Miao wakes up, he knows he needs to outrun the fastest cheetah.

Give James Miao a bowl of rice, he will eat it up.
Give James Miao a big big big pot of rice, he will still eat it up.

Give James Miao a bowl of rice, he will eat for a day.

Give James Miao a rice paddy, he will eat rice for a life time.

Here's how the dinner conversation always go:
Waitress: Here's the dishes.
James: WHERE'S THE RICE!?

Waitress: Do you want a bowl of rice each?
James: NONO! BRING OUT A BIG POT!

-while eating
James: Waitress! MORE RICE!

-still eating
James: MORE RICE!

-when everyone has finished eating
James: MORE RICE!

-James approaches the other table
James: Got any rice left?

Everytime the waitress serves the rice. We will scoop some rice into the little rice bowl that we all have when u go to a chinese restaurant and the rest will go to James Miao who without fail will finish everything up.

That's about the amount of rice James finishes every meal haha. Those really big big big pot you know. Not the small one.

This has led to the discovery of a newest sports training method which we call rice-loading. There are several advantages that this new method brings about.

1. Eating more rice results in an increase in weight.

Example: James could mark some fat guy twice his weight without being flinged off due to the amount of rice he ate. However during one moring trng before his usual rice loading, James was performing terribly. He was pushed away several times by the opponent.

2. Eating rice makes you immune to cold.

Example:

This was James Miao in sec3. He might have changed. But take note of what he was wearing. That's some cheapo one layer cotton long sleeve shirt. Wearing something similar or even something thinner, James Miao prowled the streets of Guangzhou in temperatures of less than 8 degree celcius when the rest of the team was docked out in the thickest tshirts,tshirts,tshirts,sweaters,sweaters and more sweaters and lots of jackets.

X: James u not cold ah?
James: No lah!

- the rest of us were freezing.

3. Eating rice makes u jump higher, swim faster and play better.

James was made Man-of-the-Match after his heroics performance which included scoring as many as 1/3 of all the goals and intercepting several passes and rejecting several shots.

You think this guy can jump high? Nah, he didnt even jump to his trunks. James prolly jumped so high that u can see his d33k.

Conclusion: James loves rice. Like mice love rice.