Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Final Destination

Well, i watched Final Destination 3 after 2nd O and i must say it is one of the most incredible movies i have ever watched in my whole life. The way the director makes the whole cast die one by one is simply amazing. I shall now relate to you my experiences.

Okay the movie started with 2 guys and 2 girls going for a funfair or something like that. They soon boarded the rollercoaster and only one girl and one guy was able to make it for the ride out of the four of them. Then the girl had a vision that goes smth like this:

The oil was leaking right below the rollercoaster. You know there are those sign reads no loose objects on board and that included cameras. Apparently one horny guy brought his camera on board to film the 2 girls infront of him. Okay here's what happened. The oil leaked, and then halfway during the ride, the camera fell off and then it created a spark and the spark created a fire and the screws went loose and some of the carriages flew off and pple died and the seat belts were loose and more pple died and the roller coaster got stuck in a roundabout and more pple dropped down and died and then in the end everyone died.

Guess what, it was just a vision. And the girl started crying and 7 pple got off the roller coaster cuz they fought. So in the end the operators still proceeded with the ride and everyone died except the 7 of them.

So the guy, let's call him yandao went to look for the girl (chiobu) after the incident and told her of the another incident in which a boy had a vision about a plane crash and saved 7 lives. Over the next few mths weird accidents happened and they died in the sequence they would if they had been on board.

So the girl and the boy got scared and starting looking at the pictures and started to realise that their pictures actually hold clues about how they died/will die.

So the girl explore explore...
explore somemore,
look somemore,
and had a feeling that 2 dumb blondes will die.
So she called them up, but by the time she called them they were dead ( burnt to death while articificially suntanning themselves can u believe it?).

And know why they are dead? Cuz they left their coke bottles there and the water condensed and dripped into the electronic circuit and while they were taking out CDs to listen they knocked the shelf loose and the shelf cause them to be stuck in the tanning machine. Unbelievable.

Anyway more pple died in the sequence that they would die. Some of the got fans drilled through the back of their head, some of them got nails nailed from the back of their head, some of them, well, died badly.

Anyway some didnt die, they call it intervention ( either they will die later or wont die at all). Kinda stupid but you get my point, those who are supposed to die will die in the end well i guess that's what the whole movie is about. In the end everyone dies and some of them die worse than others. But the way they die is pretty interesting cuz you can see how the director makes use of stupid and totally unrelated information to make pple die.

Just think of it this way.
I throw a paper ball right out of my window.
Then the paper ball hit a can of coke.
The can of coke rolled onto the pavement.
It scared a cat.
The cat ran onto the road.
The truck swerved to avoid the cat. It hit the lamp post.
The lamp post hit the crane as there was a construction site beside it.
The crane collapses on the buildings.
The buildings collasped like dominos.
I was stucked in the building but i didnt die.
Then there was alot of dust. I breathed in the dust and i died.

Well that was how i killed myself with a paper ball haha. That's about how they died too.

On a random note, the uncle who serves drinks at S11 is a total bitch

Uncle approaches James Miao with his drinks.
Danny: Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Uncle didnt hear, uncle pretend not to hear.
Danny: Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Uncle approaches nearer.
Danny: Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Uncle walks away and asks Danny to wait. LOL
Danny: _l_

1 min later Uncle walks back
Uncle: Ai lim simi? ( what u wanna drink?)
Danny: .....
Danny: Bu yao liao ( Dont want)

So boycott s11 from now on! Nah just joking.

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