First to Bata then to school

I don't know what Ree Plaisment has been telling you last night but I certainly haven't been out drowning my sorrows. He's half right though - I haven't touched my holiday homework. But you know what? I'm not in the least bit remorseful because I'm from Anti-Mugger Club (AMC) and Anti-Tutorial Movement (ATM)! The un-touching of my homework calls not for sadness, but of celebration!

So last night I went out to celebrate and neglected my TCS duties. I'm sorry. But you know what? Actually I'm not sorry at all, because I went to get some stuff for myself!! As you can see from the title, it's FIRST TO BATA then TO SCHOOL. It would then seem inappropriate not to drop by Bata before making my rounds to school (ugh) tomorrow.

And.. I bought this shoe for $9.95, at half the normal price!

Look at it, and tell me it's damn nice please.



I won't blame you if you say it isn't, because I myself do not think so. But just tell me it's damn nice anyway to make me feel better. It's such a bargain for $9.95 man. Every week in school I save up a $1 coin, and at the end of the term I had ten of those coins. Then I used them to pay for my shoes next term! Just how cool is that man. The shopkeeper didn't seem too pleased with getting $1 coins but you know, who really cares.

Anyway if you haven't noticed by now why I got it at half the normal price, is because I only bought one shoe! Ya it's the left side, which side's ankle is not sprained. That's why I get to wear funny shoes with that leg. For my right leg, I guess I'd have to make do with my old pair of shoes. Oh and anyway if I haven't told you, I found some sticky stuff inside my old left shoe out of the blue. I felt rather disgusted which was why I decided to go buy a new pair, I mean a new left shoe.

And I'm pleased with my new buy, though the shopkeeper seemed reluctant to part with one shoe. However I convinced him that this model looked like some shit you'd expect out of a cartoon show, so he eventually gave in to my request.

Tomorrow I'm going to dazzle everyone with my coolio shoes man.

And here's wishing everyone good luck before the gates of hell open tomorrow. Then you can keep the good luck because things won't get real bad until they DO open. When school goes into full swing (ie with you in it), then you'd most probably need more good luck than I can ever give you.

Before I leave here's a joke from Paul Yap. I modified it though to suit the situation. Here goes:

Q: Why does the area around the school seem so clean?

A: BECAUSE SCHOOL SUCKS.