The Conversation

I suppose when we move on to different stages on our lives, we meet different people ya? And then when we meet different people and when we go to different places (like bloody ahh jay see), we start reminiscing about the past by talking to the people we once were close buddies with, only to be separated by circumstances. And these are the people whom we compare our current situations with, whom we find things to bitch about, etc.

Don't worry - this is not some sentimental post. In the modern world (especially in ahh jay see), you are taught to be ruthless and unfeeling. If you don't believe me, go ask Lagman of the Economics Department. Basically this post is about an old convo I had with an old acquaintance of mine. For identification purposes, let us call him X, from HCI.

Now please note HCI does not stand for anything in particular! I know you might be thinking "hmm.. Hwa Chong Institution" but no that's not true okay! HCI can mean anything from nothing to everything. It's just random letters, however you choose to interpret that. Of course, they can be roman numeral lettering, as H represents some big obscure number (if it even exists), while C represents 100 and I represents 1. Or maybe HCI simply stands for Hairy Chinese Idiots or Hydrogenic Carbonic Iodide. You never know when it comes to acronyms, eh?

Anyway, you're not supposed to bother about what HCI stands for. Leave that to the bored and the time-wasters. Without further ado, I bring you the conversation that we had.

He initiated the conversation (you think I'm so free?!)

The Starting Bits
X: hi
Y: hey
X: sian
Y (that's me if you haven't figured it out by now): ?
Y: why?
X: a lot of hmk
Y: then do it la. stop talking to me!
X: dowan. sian
Y: ...
(slight pause as I didn't say anything)
X: talk leh
Y: what you want me to say
X: anythin
Y: anythin
X: u dam lame leh
Y: i sprained my ankle cannot walk you still suan me?!
X: 0.O
X: whatever loh
X: sorry lah
Y: haha nvm
Y: how's sch?

The Tirade Begins (about school)
X: sian lah. (this guy got v little vocab)
X: a lot of hmk n dam little time to do.
X: den also cca dam busy.
Y: lol
X: everyday slp 3am loh.
Y: really? i sleep around there too
X: ya lah. jc all liddat wad.
X: then a lot of my trs like to kaobei.
Y: see your face of course kpkb la!
X: eh kaobei everyone loh. last wk pms scold like siao.
Y: everyday?
X: got her lesson then scold.
X: super pms loh... hate her lah
Y: eh talk about sth else. i don't even know your teacher pls.
X: okay loh
X: talk abt class... got any chiobu?

And here we go again.. talking about girls
Y: err.. wtf?
X: my class sux loh... only got 1 cb.
Y: cb = c***b**??
X: NO LAH!!!!!!!!!!! SICK
Y: you never specify how i know!
X: only got 1 chiobu lah.
Y: uh so?
X: then she alredi got bf... wah lau.
Y: lol LOSER!
X: but i tink overall our sch not bad leh...
X: go cca still got
X: i like
Y: haha wtf you damn pervert le.
X: so? i see alredi shuang mar. (talk about buaya)
Y: whatever
X: how's your sch? in terms of chiobu.
Y: no comments
X: your class leh?
Y: no comments (see, i'm damn kind right.)
X: wa lau...
X: why u evt also no comments!!!!
X: dam boring leh!
Y: nothing to say le. what you expect me to say?
X: REALLY NO CHIOBU?
Y: don't so 激动。i said no comments.
X:................

And thus it's ending?
X: dowan tok to u lah.
X: u so...........
X: rubbish wan.
Y: haha don't blame me. blame the school that has turned me into a dustbin.
Y: cos rjc = raffles junk centre.
X: =.="
X: lol
X: i gtg now lah.
X: tok to u sum other time.
Y: sure thing. was nice talking to you =)
X: =.="
X: RIGHT.
X: byebye
Y: okay see ya.

I know that wasn't really much of a long MSN conversation.. but well, I figured it was crappy enough to be posted here. Hope you gained more insights on err.. my views. Just another full-of-shit day on MSN.