Live from SummitCock

"Good evening everybady, this is Ree Plaisment from SummitCock (SC), S you can C from the logo behind. Now very unfortunatly, YJ isn't here vith us tonat, becarz that silly old sod has gun ta drown his sorrows elsevere, knowen that school reopens on Munday! In any case, fret nut, becarz I'll be yar reeplaisment for tonat! Let us see the headline neuz, actually sadly our only neuz for the day.

Well recently it has been radur hazy, hasn't it? Rumours have claimed that the fire isn't really coming frum Indonesia after all. We have substantial evidens to prove that the causs of all this haze is FRUM THE KEMIKAL LABS OF RAFFERS JUNYA KOLEJ!! Here iss arwer file picture.

No darbt, the fire duss form some very interesting vurds, but S I am from SC and nut the country that whatever this vurd is deryft from, I have no idea what it says. But as somevun has boddered to submit this foto to me, I assume that it iss causing the haze in Singapore. Well 'en, the relevant authorities will see that RJK (Kolej, remember) will pay for this demej to the environmen.

And surry for the lack of konten, but narten seems to be going on nowadays. Especially vith that seelly YJ who desides to wait till the holidays are almost over befur desiding to start on this thing called 'homework'. Of carz, knowing that he has littel chance of kompleting it, he then desided to just go out to drown his sorrows. Just that unfortunatly, he's below 18 so it has to go into Aspartamik drink called Koka-Kola. It's some organik kemistri but (censored) it, I furgut which kemikal wos that.

Anyway, just take this as a temporary break from YJ. I bet he's been talken so much (censored) that you have been bored anyway. Hope you will vaste sarm time desiferen what I'f been sayen. Oh and the weather will be bad for the next few days - and unfortunatly school will reopen then. School sarkes, good night."