Let's do personality test!

Hi this is a pretty popular personality test that has been circulating around recently.. I decided to have a go at it myself. And here is what I got, my own comments are italicised in the brackets below the description.

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Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

(Yes I am down-to-earth because you don't have much of a choice when you have no money. I'm straight, and I like to move forward. So ya I guess I am quite straightforward. And I don't go to parties, much less solve problems for them. That is dumb and inaccurate.)

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

(That's where you are bloody wrong. I dislike most serious people and smart people.. so if you're my good friend then you can't be that smart hurhur. I don't like to stare at ugly fags and good-looking people are everyone's style. I am attractive?!! LOL poppycock.)

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

(I'm afraid my insults will frighten people off before I can even get to know them well. And I prefer to sleep than anything else, thank you very much.)

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

(LOL I like this because this is utter rubbish. Honestly, I'm very interested in wasting time, only sometimes it doesn't involve people. And when it comes to people that I don't really like, I'm not even going to look at them, much less waste time with them. Haha fall deeply in love? The RI pool is 2m which isn't exactly deep. And there isn't much love around there nowadays. Oh no not with the construction at boarding, it's pretty noisy over there for me to love it.)

Your views on education:

You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

(See Mr Wong who gives a damn about Chem?! I have practical ideas okay!! You're right that I like to listen to my own instincts a lot, only they are quite quiet and has decibels below twenty. So sometimes I strain quite hard just to listen to them. I prefer radio really. And unusual job? Like being a Chemistry or Economics tutor? RJC seems to be full of unusual tutors haha.)

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

(I don't study Physics, so I don't deal with focus. The right job for me is being a musician, because I still believe I am musically talented. Please I've been playing the recorder for almost half a year now, and my record is phenomenal. It's so sacred that you can't hear it. Or even if you do, you'll be too crude to understand the true beauty of MY music.)

How do you view success:

Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

(Success is always important. Dummy who made this survey obviously is gay. I am content with what I have but I think that sleeping or flying kites is anytime a better use of MY precious time than working. So there.)

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

(I am afraid of this very disgusting civics tutorial groupmate of mine - that's the exact term mind you. I won't tell you his name because it's spreading filth all over this blog. And as for the topic of acceptance, I think HE has the problem not me so screw off Mr. Personality Man. I'm getting pissed off with your silly remarks about me and my personality. You have a problem.)

Who is your true self:

You like privacy very much because you enjoy spending time with your own thoughts. You like to disappear when you cannot find solutions to your own problems, but you would feel better if you learned to share your thoughts with a person you trust.

(Shut up. I'm disappearing now.)

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Conclusion:

Some people are too free so they make these tests,
some people are too free so they do these tests.
But the truth is, the creator of this shit is like me.
NO LIFE!! LOSER!!!!!!!

To summarise in one word:

Thissurveyisgayanduselessdundoit.