Reflect and review

Erm one week of school has passed.

And SEE, WE ARE ALREADY SO BUSY LAST NIGHT NO TIME TO UPDATE!!!

Actually I was very busy just now, watching the Liverpool vs Everton match and trying to analyse how lousy Everton was. Oh and I was trying to count the number of fans in the stand to improve my Maths. So I couldn't have blogged earlier, sorry. As for last night, I was busy catching up on Gunbound time (ya I play Gunbound so what) that I would have played during the holidays. So I'm sorry I couldn't update.

But not so sorry to the extent that I won't play anymore Gunbound. Oh no.

I term this business (busy-ness) "holiday hangover" - and how long does it last into the term is none of your business. Others get drunk on beer but actually you don't need alcohol to be drunk. If you don't believe me just drop me a message on MSN and I'll teach you some quick-drunk methods. The one above is one of them.

Hmm looks like my test results aren't going to get any better. I'm getting back Chemistry on Monday and if I fail I'm going to drown my sorrows in iced lemon tea aka soapwater. After all since failing Chemistry is all about not knowing acids and stuff like that, I could just drink soapwater and claim that I don't know that their pH is less than 7. Then if anything happens it's none of my business.

Oh and talk about business - Monday also signals the start of ECONS REMEDIAL! Whoa first remedial of the year. I wouldn't say it's early because one term has passed before I got started on remedial. So yay that's something to be proud of!!!! I'm a proud member of RGB - the Remedial Gang Boy. Every single year I get pulled into remedial classes, and then I come out a better student.

Yes so I am gonna whoop some arse during this term. Watch out okay.

Here is my resolution for the coming weeks of Term 2..: 1024 x 768

Do you suppose I'm going to change it just because I'm in remedial class? -.-" What has remedials got to do with my resolution anyway? Anyway on second thoughts resolution could mean like, water being moved from liquid state to solid state and then back to liquid state again. So from a solution, it becomes a solid, then back to a solution again. Aha, then the water has been resolutioned! Bonding myself with Chemistry, I see no other path than to improve.

Coming up next week also is COUNCIL'S INTERVIEW!! Zomg I can't believe they still accepted me despite that essay I submitted (you all saw it didn't you). Then again I was telling the truth so I guess they were rather impressed with my sincerity. Which is good since I love the school and without having the chance to serve in the 26th Student's Council, I think I will die (okay maybe not). My point is, next week's my interview and I'm not looking to screw it up.

Then again, what can they possibly ask in a Council interview? For those who have taken it, you are not supposed to reveal your questions because of DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS so you'd better not. As for those who have not and need some help from a fellow not-yet-interviewed person, I have with me a ten-year series Council Interview questions. Very useful. It's compiled from my ten-year knowledge of the Council, whatever impression and meaning that I got out from that word - "council".

Hope you find it useful. If you get past the interview stage, thank me. If you have already taken the interview and later you get past the interview stage, I assume you have some way of looking into the future and reading my ten-year series. It's okay really, I don't mind.

1996: Why do you want to join the Council?
Model answer: Because it's 1996 and I love the school, I want to serve, it's my passion to serve, because if I don't get in I'll die, and because I've been dreaming of joining Council since 1986, which means it's 10 years and that's a nice number so won't you let me in please???

1997: Why do you want to join the Council?
Model answer: Because it's 1997 and I love the school, I want to serve, it's my passion to serve, because if I don't get in I'll die, and because I've been dreaming of joining Council since 1987, which means it's 10 years and that's a nice number so won't you let me in please???

1998: Why do you want to join the Council?
Model answer: Because it's 1998 and I love the school, I want to serve, it's my passion to serve, because if I don't get in I'll die, and because I've been dreaming of joining Council since 1988, which means it's 10 years and that's a nice number so won't you let me in please???

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I think you get a rough idea now. Of course the model answer is kind of undeveloped but then again when you see a ten-year series you are supposed to PRACTISE! And anyway this is what most ten-year series are like, boring and monotonous and basically bloody 千篇一律。Meaning literally one thousand pages, one law.

Imagine fitting one law into one thousand pages -.-" that's like using Copperplate Gothic font, size 20^06 now don't tell me to work that out, it was a totally random figure. And don't tell me that my Chinese is bad, I know that my translation is not 100% but if I don't translate it some n00bs won't understand so you must know that this is for the benefit of everyone. I don't like racism.

So anyway, use the model answers to your discretion. It's applicable to all councils - including your local Town Council. Maybe next time when you have a job interview with them you could try using that. No harm since you're basically still serving - only different people.

Yep so that's it. Good luck to all those running for interviews unless you're in my way. Then you better not have good luck because I'm an arsehole and believe me, I don't have that much luck left to give out to you. After all, you can tell I'm down on my luck after failing almost every single subject I take. Having very little luck (supply), you demand more luck from me? Well sorry then we will never reach an equilibrium point.

And if you really think you cannot pull off the interview, think of Economics. It might save you at the end of the day.

You have a few days to raise up $10000. I doubt any councillor can resist that.

P.S. Assuming I do get into Council and assuming that I would be interviewing juniors next year, you could try the last tactic I mentioned. I won't resist your money, but I also won't be able to resist kicking you out!! Did I mention that $10000 might be sufficient to earn me tuition for every subject? No? Well I've said it now. Goodnight.