China Chee Bye(Part 2)

It was a bright sunny morning. The magnolia clouds dotted the sky. The bright sunlight pierced through the curtains. The air stank of the exhaust from the cars. The birds were chirping.(Thnx yh). The team woke up, and got ready to enjoy a hearty breakfast (my balls la) before facing any challenges that come our way on this new and exciting day. We stayed on the 15th storey. So naturally, we took the lift(we're not yj). In this particular lift were sengkong, james, yh, zheng and myself.

Whirwhirwhir the lift goes down, and it seems a journey just like any other. But hell no. The lift stops at some storey which I have forgotten, and in comes the China CheeBye (ccb). Let me first describe the ccb. Actually I can't remember much but one sentence suffices. He has "i am a ccb" written all over his face complete with that ccb look and ccb hands and ccb legs and ccb clothes. What a ccb.

Anyway, as soon as the ccb steps into the lift, the lift goes 'deedeedeedee' because the lift didn't like the ccb either and because he was so fat. But the ccb, being a ccb, decided to remain where he was and gave this ccb look at all of us. Then he proceeded to look at the level indicator of the lift with his ccb eyes as if wondering why the lift wouldn't go down.

A gurgling sound filled the entire lift. It was the sound of our blood boiling. But being the nice people that we are, eventually james and sk went out to take the next lift. We thought we couldn't be more angry. Until we got down to the first floor and the ccb immediately took the same lift up again! Wtf! Ccb!

Enough of that angsty stuff. I have made a startling discovery! That is that some people have negative weights. Some day, I was at Plaza Sing and I took the lift. It was crowded but everyone squeezed in without problem. One floor up, someone got out. And the lift went 'deedeedeedee' such that I had to get out. Actually I wanted to take a closer look at that mysterious person who had the negative weight. But he was gone. Vanished into thin air. So weird. Anyhow, that's extreme dieting for you.