Nonono I have to clear some misconceptions. Firstly, my specs aren't coolio. Lemme tell u how i choose my specs.
Optician: This pair of specs *pointing to some flashy spectacle frame* very nice leh.
Me: Cut the crap la! Give me the cheapest one! Stop trying to cheat my money!
And there u have it.
And I am not a punk. See I never smoke, never drink alcohol, never take drugs, never murder pple, never even serve detention before and I was certainly never caught playing pikachu volleyball in the RI library before, unlike YJ. Who's the daring punk who dares to challenge the librarians. Not me. We welcome....... YJ THE punk.
Anyway i wouldn't go to geylang. As a hardworking biology student, I know all the perils of Geylang, such as hiv syphilis chlamydia gonorrhea genital herpes etc etc etc, though I couldn't say the same of YJ because he doesn't take biology. How sad.
Anyway back to that horny Malay guy. YJ could have just told him how to go to Geylang the YJ way. By running. By the time he run to Geylang he got no more energy to do any naughty things liao. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone. But YJ dowan and says he dunno, make us seem like some retards like that and disgrace our school. Sigh
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